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Top 16 Quotes About Funny Stationary

#1. not think about time or plans or deadlines or that rust spot in my old shower that bothered me so much or that wild animal with all the teeth charging toward me called the future,

Catherine Lacey

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#2. I'll talk about my Tony all day long.

Eva Longoria

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#3. I was a naughty kid.

Liam Hemsworth

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#4. Thank God it has rained all day. I say thank God, though rain is no rarity, because it is the duty of every man to be thankful for whatever happens by the will of the Omnipotent Creator; yet it was not so agreeable to any of my party as a fine day would have been.

John James Audubon

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#5. I have to get out.

Veronica Roth

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#6. Like every child, I adored her. Until I formed a brain and got to know her.

Augusten Burroughs

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#7. Every business is a service business. Does your service put a smile on the customer's face?

Philip Kotler

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#8. In Britain, Christianity is dying. Islam, unfortunately, isn't.

Richard Dawkins

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#9. You don't have to primp for God. He thinks you're gorgeous, even on the bad hair days.

Janice Thompson

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#10. This is why people get obsessed with festivals, or clubs, or drugs, or football, or other temporal approximations of togetherness; these distilled vials of the elixir are craved by our starved souls.

Russell Brand

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#11. I like people who talk a lot. Since I don't.

Jerry Spinelli

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#12. My prayer is improvised - though like some standard jazz performance, the improv happens within pretty strict parameters - and asks for nothing.

Darin Strauss

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#13. The best gift I was ever given was the arts. My mum gave me those on a silver platter. Growing up, her and my grandmother would take me to ballets, classical concerts, even smoky jazz clubs I wasn't supposed to be in!

Jill Scott

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#14. You can't find what doesn't exist, but you can create it.

Ron Kaufman

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#15. The soul suffers when the body is diseased or traumatized, while the body suffers when the soul is ailing.

Aristotle.

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#16. I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

Richard Lewis

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