Top 27 Quotes About Funny Quotations

#1. Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away.

S. Walden

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#2. Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,

Steven Pinker

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#3. Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

Terry Pratchett

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#4. Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Marshawn Lynch" Not really shy. Still extremely embarrassed he believed you can't be charged for beating up on large groups of people-as long as you are carrying a football.

Matthew D. Heines

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#5. You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.

Amit Kalantri

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#6. a story will tell itself, when it's ready

Jodi Picoult

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#7. Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life!

Mita Jain

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#8. Are you afraid of the future? That is funny because future does not exist yet! Future is not even a shadow, because shadow exists! Let go your fear and concentrate on the present time!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

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#9. I became an actress way into my 30s because I thought that I had to find my own way, and that's why I worked so much in modelling, until I realised that the differences between acting and modelling weren't that great. I always say that modelling is a little bit like being a silent actress.

Isabella Rossellini

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#10. Science fiction has traditionally been economically naive, with a strong libertarian streak, which I think is like a crude Leninism. That's attractive because it could be used to explain everything, and if only we lived by its tenets, everything would be perfect.

Charles Stross

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#11. Do not try to hit me again." "How about me?" Skulduggery said as he ran up behind him. "Can I hit you?

Derek Landy

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#12. Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

Amunhotep El Bey

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#13. Let me tell you the truth about women. We want it all. We want to be completely and utterly cherished but at the same time treated like our inner whores. The secret is that we don't want to ever talk about it. We want you to just know. So not only are we liars, we're a bunch of crazy ass bitches.

Christine Zolendz

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#14. A peacetime draft is the most un-American thing I know.

George Wald

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#15. By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty for such an occurrence too?

Eraldo Banovac

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#16. As the nicknames get shorter, people come closer.

Mita Jain

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#17. Only love will attract love."~ Amunhotep El Bey

Amunhotep El Bey

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#18. You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt

Laurell K. Hamilton

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#19. When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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#20. Is it necessary, do you think,' he began, leaning in so close behind me that I could smell his breath, 'for the purpose of visiting your grandmother's childhood home, to dress like a kindergarten whore?

Danielle Wood

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#21. Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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#22. In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

Amunhotep El Bey

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#23. Any fool can see the limits of seeing, but not even the wisest know the limits of knowing. Thus is ignorance rendered invisible, and are all Men made fools.

R. Scott Bakker

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#24. Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.

Matshona Dhliwayo

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#25. This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
-Ty Henderson

Madeleine Urban

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#26. I remember the will said, 'May God thy gold refine.' That must be from the Bible."
"Shakespeare," Turtle said. All quotations were either from the Bible or Shakespeare.

Ellen Raskin

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#27. Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

Amunhotep El Bey

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