Quotes About Funny Planes

#1. A man must know his limitations. - Author: David Gemmell

#2. When you choose to follow Christ,
you choose to be changed. - Author: Ezra Taft Benson

#3. I want to know how the hell you managed to locate that hideout using the damn public library. - Author: Richard Castle

#4. A good DJ is always looking at the crowd, seeing what they're like, seeing whether it's working; communicating with them. Smiling at them. And a bad DJ is always looking down at what they're doing all the time and just doing their thing that they practiced in their bedroom - Author: Fatboy Slim

#5. My mind absorbs things in a funny way. I'm on planes quite a bit and I always take stacks and stacks of magazines and I go through them and tear pages out and fold them up, and they get stuck at the bottom of my backpack or whatever. - Author: Marc Jacobs

#6. There is a hollow empty feeling that a man can have when he is waked too early in the morning that is almost like the feeling of disaster and he had this multiplied a thousand times. - Author: Ernest Hemingway,

#7. It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still be fumbling with the federally mandated trigger locks. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke

#8. I have always believed helping your fellow man is profitable in every sense, personally and bottom line. - Author: Mario Puzo

#9. You could have all the crazy thoughts you wanted, as long as you smiled and kept them to yourself. - Author: Mara Purnhagen

#10. When God accepts a sinner, He is, in fact, only accepting Christ. He looks into the sinner's eyes, and He sees His own dear Son's image there, and He takes him in. - Author: Charles Spurgeon

#11. I don't dwell on the fact that I may have ridden on planes. That which I can't remember having needed, I simply accept. It is the most preferable kind of self-insight: one that does not require any accompanying change in behavior. - Author: Benson Bruno

#12. I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield

#13. The flute of the infinite is played without ceasing, and its sound is love. - Author: Kabir

#14. When God was making the months I think February was a mistake, like a burp. There it was, small, dark, and prickly. It had absolutely no redeeming qualities. - Author: Shannon Wiersbitzky

#15. I'm 74 years old and, even though I may be a bit of a rascal, 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old. - Author: Silvio Berlusconi

#16. [Science] works! Planes fly. Cars drive. Computers compute. If you base medicine on science, you cure people. If you base the design of planes on science, they fly. If you base the design of rockets on science, they reach the moon. It works ... bitches. - Author: Richard Dawkins