Top 15 Quotes About Funny Pittsburgh
#1. There is no question that I would be the better president. But as for the campaign, are Americans ready for a general election in which both major party candidates are ADD? Quite frankly, it could provide an opening for a third party candidate, maybe someone backed by the evil Koch brothers.
Joe Biden
#2. I am sorry this became, a poem
I beg you, please do not think as blame
Trust me as you trust god
I am your friend, in pain
This insane writing, which turned into poem
Santosh Kalwar
#3. You need to prioritize. If you can't get to everything or do everything, that's okay.
Julie Chen
#4. ...a person can't tame God.
He's wild as a lion.
He'll haunt you.
Pamela Porter
#5. The sweetest fragrance, the most beautiful aroma that God has ever detected emanating from this planet, was the aroma of the perfect sacrifice of Jesus that was offered once and for all on the cross.
R.C. Sproul
#7. I'm terrified of switching the computer on because there are so many poems.
Roger McGough
#8. The last couple of years were hell. Like, I can't even tell you, it was so hard. I didn't know how to handle it. But I think I'm in a much better place now, because I stepped away for a second and took a breath. Hollywood is a funny place. It offers so much, but it can also take a lot away from you.
Cameron Diaz
#10. Would you like something to eat?" I ask.
He nods slowly. "Yes. You." he murmurs.
E.L. James
#11. It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick
Dave Barry
#12. The lecturer should give the audience full reason to believe that all his powers have been exerted for their pleasure and instruction.
Michael Faraday
#14. You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
John Barrymore
#15. I've actually been in more Elimination Chamber matches than any other human being on the planet. It really has been a badge of honor for me.
Chris Jericho
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