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Top 29 Quotes About Funny Obvious

#1. Miss Sumner, may I inquire as to why you're lounging on the floor?" Mrs. Watson asked.
Miss Sumner uttered something which sounded very much like "it should be obvious" before she lifted her head. "You really must compliment your staff, Mrs. Watson. This floor is remarkably clean. - Author: Jen Turano
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#2. I walked to the door where Clovis waited. When I looked up, he was staring at Adam. A quick glance backward confirmed Adam was returning his stare. Freaking males, I thought, they couldn't be more obvious about their territorial dispute if they'd both peed on me. - Author: Jaye Wells
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#3. I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't that obvious. There would be a circle of guys, and they're watching the class clown. And I'm standing in the back, and I turn to the guy next to me and I say something funny to him, and he starts to laugh. And the guy next to him says, 'What did he say?' - Author: Bob Newhart
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#4. Do everything in life as unto the Lord. - Author: Sunday Adelaja
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#5. No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' - Author: Trey Parker
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#6. I feel that a lot of British comedy is often too bombastic, too obvious, dressing up and shouting and pulling funny faces. - Author: Ricky Gervais
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#7. For reasons that will become obvious, I call this story, "There's a Horse in My Living Room." It's about how I wound up with a horse in my living room. - Author: June Foray
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#8. It's funny how sometimes you don't see the obvious things coming. You think you know what life has in store for you. You think you're prepared. You think you can handle it. And then-boom, like a thunderclap-something comes at you out of nowhere and catches you off guard. - Author: Cynthia Hand
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#9. Find the game where you can win, and then commit your life to playing it; and play to win. - Author: Robert T. Kiyosaki
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#10. These days the biggest issue is how many calories you consume. So all of this stuff distracts people from thinking about calories. - Author: Marion Nestle
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#11. If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it ... The connection is obvious. You get off, "Man, that was just like the movie! Only the movie had a storyline and characters, and that was a little more like a roller coaster." - Author: Brian Regan
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#12. Then this," Grimm said, "is what I believe professional inquisitors refer to as a clue."
"In my considered judgment as an occasional inquisitor for the Spirearch," Benedict said, "I believe you may be correct. - Author: Jim Butcher
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#13. The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that. - Author: Jim Butcher
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#14. How very wet this water is. - Author: L. Frank Baum
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#15. Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#16. God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. - Author: Oliver Markus
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#17. They call me Domino for obvious reasons. One nudge in the right direction and I'm flat on my stomach. - Author: Charlie Cochrane
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#18. Ah, well, when you explain it like that, it seems obvious," said Mudge. "Of course, it always seems obvious once it's been explained. - Author: Theodora Goss
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#19. Glamour is not self-conscious; it's not trying really hard. It's just expressing your own truth. I think that's what the essence of glamour really is - expressing your uniqueness. - Author: Kevyn Aucoin
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#20. I'm very interested in why we do good things, or bad things, and where moral judgments come from. - Author: Paul Bloom
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#21. When I first saw Ellie, I knew it was her
she was my fantasy. I didn't want it to be true, but every time I met her it was obvious, and the funny thing was that she was better than the fantasy, like I got more stuff than I'd imagined. - Author: Jenny Downham
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#22. Chase had looked at the apartment - online - talked to the real estate agent - online - obtained references - online.
Now, standing in the hallway, it was obvious he'd gotten fucked - online. - Author: Adrienne Wilder
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#23. The noblest spirit is most strongly attracted by the love of glory. - Author: James A. Baldwin
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#24. It's Crazy when I watch myself on TV. I'm always thinking like 'oh no how could I have done that' and I go crazy like seeing these little things that I do that probably other people would never even notice and stuff like that. - Author: Miranda Cosgrove
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#25. To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me anyway, is that they be about two strong people finding their way to love. - Author: Nora Ephron
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#26. Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents, something that enough critics were already doing. - Author: Jack Paar
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#27. Funny . . . humanity's great at the tiny patterns. We can find quarks in an atom and Jesus's face in a tortilla. But that big picture is so elusive, so overwhelming, people refuse to believe something as obvious as their life in Des Moines affects lives in Delhi. - Author: P.J. Manney
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#28. But are not all facts dreams as soon as we put them behind us? - Author: Emily Dickinson
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#29. The heart of the person before you is a mirror. See there your own form. - Author: Socrates
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