Top 15 Quotes About Funny Minnesota

#1. Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.

Mark Twain

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#2. When I first got married to my husband, he had boxes full of photos of my two stepsons, ages 5 and 8 at the time, and I put them together in some little albums and wrote notes about how happy I was that they were a part of my life.

Nancy O'Dell

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#3. A good wife always encourages her husband in his interests. For one thing, they keep him occupied and out from under foot most of the day.

Ann B. Ross

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#4. A friend is someone whose face you can see in the dark.

Frances O'Roark Dowell

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#5. It would figure the best looking guy on this ward is gay ... and he has a sexier than sin boyfriend ... I swear to God I'm going to turn into a man. It's the only way.

Crystal Rose

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#6. He detested objective truths, the burden of argument, sustained reasoning. He disliked demonstrating, he wanted to convince no one. Others are a dialectician's invention.

Emil Cioran

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#7. Do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time - of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.

Stephen Colbert

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#8. When you use any kind of internet based capability, any kind of electronic capability, to cause damage to a private entity or a foreign nation or a foreign actor, these are potential acts of war.

Edward Snowden

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#9. I'm such a huge fan of fan fiction, to me it's a great way for readers to become writers. It's like putting the training wheels on for writing.

Hugh Howey

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#10. Because the eye has seen, thoughts are structured upon images and not upon ideas.

David Consuegra

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#11. If possible, forget the past. Look forward to the future.

Henry Watkins Allen

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#12. It's the latest trendy thinking by the Ministry of Justice ... Restorative justice is a fad.

Douglas Carswell

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#13. Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence.

Henry David Thoreau

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#14. Christianity gave eroticism its savor of sin and legend when it endowed the human female with a soul.

Simone De Beauvoir

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#15. Oh, why don't we have the night off? ... D'you know ... I think I'm feeling a bit ... Rebellious.

J.K. Rowling

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