Quotes About Funny Magazines

#1. I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. - Author: R.L. Stine

#2. Iorek Byrnison: Can is not the same as must.
Lyra Silvertongue: But if you must and you can, then there's no excuse. - Author: Philip Pullman

#3. Human beings are social animals and nearly all of us are driven by the need to be loved and the desire to successfully sustain meaningful romantic relationships for life. - Author: Matthew Hussey

#4. The great military leaders of the past have gone, their empires have crumbled and burned to ashes. But the empire of Jesus, built solidly and majestically on the foundation of love, is still growing. - Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

#5. My mind absorbs things in a funny way. I'm on planes quite a bit and I always take stacks and stacks of magazines and I go through them and tear pages out and fold them up, and they get stuck at the bottom of my backpack or whatever. - Author: Marc Jacobs

#6. In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. They're short, they're intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. - Author: Caroline Kennedy

#7. Are all firefighters as hot as you? - Author: Lisa Kessler

#8. I would never have supposed that inexperienced girl was capable of such cold-blooded, calculating manipulation! - Author: Elizabeth Peters

#9. Oh, there you are, Albus,' he said. 'You've been a very long time. Upset stomach?'
'No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines,' said Dumbledore. 'I do love knitting patterns. - Author: J.K. Rowling

#10. If you know somebody is going to be awfully annoyed by something you write, that's obviously very satisfying, and if they howl with rage or cry, that's honey. - Author: A. N. Wilson

#11. Funny how the most beautiful people in the world aren't always the types to gloss the covers of magazines and yet most people spend their lives trying to turn heads. - Author: Marilyn Grey

#12. It's funny because the action figures are cool, and then I enjoy the magazines because that's me. Obviously, the fans are wonderful - they're so excited - but I'm not Rey, and people tend to not be able to differentiate the two. - Author: Daisy Ridley

#13. I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine - Author: Bill Bailey

#14. The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them! - Author: Heather Graham

#15. Now listen lads, I'm not happy with our tackling. We're hurting them but they keep getting up. - Author: John B. Keane