Funny Mafia Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Quotes About Funny Mafia

#1. I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants - Author: Dave Beard
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#2. Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too. - Author: J.J. McAvoy
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#3. Even the acceptance of personal responsibility may not overcome the temptation to believe that now is not the time to repent. 'Now' can seem so difficult, and 'later' appear so much easier. The truth is that today is always a better day to repent than any tomorrow. - Author: Henry B. Eyring
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#4. Tino laughed with him and then asked, "What the hell is up with you? You acted like I murdered your mother today."
"Not funny." Chuito sobered. "Mafia doesn't get to make jokes about murdering my mother. - Author: Kele Moon
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#5. I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown? - Author: Joe Pesci
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#6. I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#7. Thomas," the boss said. "How's your father doing?" "He's good, Sal." Always the family questions first. That was Sal Demenci's style. He could be about to whack someone and he'd ask how the guy's sister was doing in school. - Author: Gary Ponzo
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#8. The natives of Silicon Valley learned long ago that when you share your knowledge with someone else, one plus one usually equals three. You both learn each other's ideas, and you come up with new ones. - Author: Vivek Wadhwa
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#9. Also, if a man takes pride in his disguise skills, it would be a foolish wife who would claim to recognise him: it's always an imprudence to step between a man and the reflection of his own cleverness. - Author: Margaret Atwood
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#10. I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#11. I'm going to have setbacks and failures; I'm not going to see change right away all of the time or most of the time. But everybody I've ever respected has failed at one thing or another. I've definitely fallen on my face. But I've also had a comparatively easy life. - Author: Cory Booker
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#12. Kurt Cilke liked dogs because they could not conspire. They could not hide hostility, and they were not cunning. They did not lie awake at night planning to rob and murder other dogs. Treachery was beyond their scope. - Author: Mario Puzo
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#13. I always say, 'I'm not a pirate, I just play one on TV.' - Author: Paul Watson
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