Quotes About Funny Layoffs

#1. I see young quarterbacks just coming into the league, and they're throwing screens and layoffs right away. As funny as this might sound, I really learned a lot by going downfield, even in tight coverage. - Author: Peyton Manning

#2. To innovate is not to reform. - Author: Edmund Burke

#3. Who would sharpen a point aginst the darkness of the world? - Author: William Golding

#4. Her parents were going to a conference for the weekend. The conference was called "Lawyers are Lovely, Great and Superb: so Why Does Everyone Think that They are Liars, Greedy and Scum?" and Mr Thomson was doing a speech called "Ten Tips to Make Lawyers as Popular as Doctors. - Author: Jaclyn Moriarty

#5. All men who live with any degree of serenity live by some assurance of grace. - Author: Reinhold Niebuhr

#6. Some people don't like 'different', it makes them scared
Of people who aren't like them, I think that's weird. - Author: Christina Engela

#7. Don't let your mind wander, it's to small to be out by itself. - Author: Bob Burton

#8. I say things that contradict each other, that are in real tension with each other, that compose me, that make me live, and that will make me die. - Author: Jacques Derrida

#9. Well, where did it come from?" I asked. "How did I get it?"
"How do we get most things?" he answered.
"We buy them? - Author: David Sedaris

#10. If you increase taxes now on - at any level, it's going to make it harder to create jobs And we've lost 2 1/2 million jobs since the stimulus package passed. We're at 9.6 unemployment. So I don't think we tax too little, I think we spend too much. - Author: Lindsey Graham

#11. Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that. - Author: Elvis Costello