Top 14 Quotes About Funny Handshakes

#1. She introduced herself to my parents with one of her mighty, bunny-crushing handshakes. (I'd never seen Claudia crush a bunny, to be fair, but that's the approximate level of pressure.)

Maureen Johnson

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#2. He who is dissatisfied with himself is continually ready for revenge and we others will be his victims, if only in having always to endure his ugly sight. For the sight of the ugly makes one bad and gloomy.

Friedrich Nietzsche

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#3. He went to the dresser, got the camera and the last flashcube, and gave Danny a closed thumb-and-forefinger circle. Danny smiled and gave it back with his good hand.

Stephen King

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#4. I could never take the idea of religion very seriously.

Joyce Carol Oates

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#5. The sound of her voice was so pretty, it almost disguised the ugliness of her words.

Grace Burrowes

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#6. Cooperation in the most natural thing in the world

Janine Benyus

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#7. The effect on human consciousness of the experience of the Presence of God is subjectively transformative and identical throughout human history. It leaves a timeless mark that is verifiable as a calibration of a recorded level of conciousness.

David Hawkins

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#8. I wish I were strong enough to ignore what others say, but experience tells me I often can't. Allowing myself to feel upset, even really upset, and then move on - that's something I can do.

Sheryl Sandberg

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#9. Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness.

Anthony J. D'Angelo

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#10. The devil is in constant conspiracy against a preacher who really prays, for it has been said that what a minister is in his prayer closet is what he is, no more, no less.

Vance Havner

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#11. Only a lion can recognize a lion's roar.

Kodo Sawaki

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#12. In the town of Ravella, where I have a house, when the Supreme Court said that an act of sodomy, as they describe it, could not be committed between a man and his wife, the entire square burst into laughter.

Gore Vidal

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#13. Cats and dogs, she still brings him to the park every

Nicholas Sparks

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#14. I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.

Phil Rizzuto

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