Funny Girlfriends Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 17 famous quotes and sayings about funny girlfriends to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 17 Quotes About Funny Girlfriends

#1. My life is in full tilt, and I reach forward with joy. - Author: Katina Makris
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1096669
#2. Humanists are not characteristically strong in faith, hope and love. - Author: Arthur E. Morgan
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1768215
#3. See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them. - Author: Kellan Lutz
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1694580
#4. Since when are you so 'faithful'? just a couple of years ago you would show up in your tight jeans and borrow our car to pick up one of your five girlfriends. You think that beard makes you a man of God? - Author: Dalia Sofer
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1424564
#5. People do make assumptions about models. That's their issue, not mine. It doesn't bother me because I'm comfortable enough in my own skin - I know who I am. - Author: Lily Cole
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1348785
#6. I'm a mother! So I am more conscious of what I wear. Because when I was younger I would wear just about anything - and I would always show my belly. I mean, I still do that now when I perform, but it's just done more in a tasteful manner. - Author: Britney Spears
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1343686
#7. Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. "Dude, that's as big as my arm. That's like being f****d by a limb dude!" She wiggled her arm back and forth. "That's not normal. - Author: Erin Jamison
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1341746
#8. I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.' - Author: Artie Lange
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1247598
#9. I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. - Author: Dane Cook
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1207363
#10. Scripture and tradition habitually put the joys of heaven into the scale against the sufferings of earth, - Author: C.S. Lewis
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #85529
#11. One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. - Author: Chelsea Handler
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1082933
#12. Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends' eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up. - Author: Rita Ora
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #1077545
#13. And what if I did drink too much? Whose business is that? Who knows how much I didn't drink? - Author: William Kennedy
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #582608
#14. Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends."
"You're a twisted little man."
"Come on, Stretch, share with the class."
"No!" I laughed.
"Prude."
"Perv."
"Schoolmarm."
"Some other word that essentially means perv. - Author: Molly Harper
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #381169
#15. If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? - Author: Gwenn Wright
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #380966
#16. When I was dating, my girlfriends and I used to say, 'Don't cry in front of him before date three.' "
"Cry?" I echoed, frowning.
"Yeah. Guys gets skittish when you cry."
"I don't think I have to worry about that one."
"You don't cry?"
"I don't make it to date three. - Author: Kasie West
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #321619
#17. It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear. - Author: Lori Loughlin
Quotes About Funny Girlfriends #94272

Famous Authors

Popular Topics