Funny Girl Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 100 Quotes About Funny Girl

#1. I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that little girl from a burning building and handed her over to her mother.' In comedy, the best thing you can say is, 'I think it's funny.' - Author: Bob Newhart
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#2. You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy. - Author: Cecily Von Ziegesar
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#3. I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it. - Author: Lea Michele
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#4. Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I belong in both places and I love them both equally. It's funny because the Swedes claim me as their Swedish pride and the Canadians call me their Canadian girl. I'll take it all. - Author: Malin Akerman
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#5. I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder. - Author: Brittany Snow
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#6. Maxon: "To be clear, no one agrees with you."
America: "To be clear, I don't care. - Author: Kiera Cass
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#7. I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#8. I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#9. Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married ... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up. - Author: Meghan Markle
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#10. He and the girl had almost nothing to say to each other. One thing he did say was, 'I ain't got any tattoo on my back.'
'What you got on it?' the girl said.
'My shirt,' Parker said. 'Haw.'
'Haw, haw,' the girl said politely. - Author: Flannery O'Connor
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#11. My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet. - Author: Liv Tyler
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#12. Jake Johnson wanted to make clear that he was the great American actor, not just the funny guy on 'New Girl.' - Author: Colin Trevorrow
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#13. Instead I sounded like a little girl on her first day of kindergarten. My name is Bee, and I like coloring and horsies. - Author: Kate Avery Ellison
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#14. Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood. - Author: Shelly Laurenston
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#15. The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink. - Author: Adam Ferrara
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#16. Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it. - Author: Judith Chambers
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#17. GRANDMA: Are you a gay?
ORPHEUS: I am straight. I'm definitely dating a girl, gran. Do you think she's a man?
*She laughs*
ORPHEUS' BRAIN: Thank god she took it as a joke. I would have been executed on the town square for such a rude back answer. - Author: Scarlett Brukett
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#18. Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those
big, comfy granny panties she's got on. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#19. I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. - Author: Kari Luna
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#20. Besides, what do I know about being a wife? There are much more important qualities to have than a docile disposition. - Author: C.J. Redwine
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#21. Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.' - Author: Adam Ferrara
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#22. I say that I'm not into you like that, Camryn, because..," he pauses, searching my face, looking at my lips for a moment as if deciding whether or not he should kiss them again, " ... because you're not the girl I could only sleep with once. - Author: J.A. Redmerski
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#23. And tell them what?" Jace said witheringly. "That invisible people are bothering you? Trust me, little girl, the police aren't going to arrest someone they can't see - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#24. He is my dog, Toto," answered Dorothy.
"Is he made of tin, or stuffed?" asked the Lion.
"Neither. He's a
a
a meat dog," said the girl. - Author: L. Frank Baum
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#25. He's quite extraordinary with his moves and spins. I think he was a baton girl in a past life [on his co-star Hayden Christensen]. - Author: Ewan McGregor
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#26. Sometimes people come to my shows and think I'm a Christian artist, and they put their hands up in the air, like they do. But first of all, I'm a Jewish girl from the Valley, and I'm from Los Angeles. It's funny to be misinterpreted. - Author: Jenny Lewis
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#27. I feel like I'm going to die,' he says.
'Could we talk for a few minutes before you die?'
'Only if you do it quietly.'
'I met this girl last night. I need your advice.'
'Come back later.'
'No. You might be dead. - Author: Doug MacLeod
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#28. He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald patch on top of his head fringed by curls when we stood side by side. - Author: Joss Stirling
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#29. What a funny girl, I thought, and then I realized something. To the three-year-old ye, and maybe even to the thirty year old eye, weeds and grass look very similar. Same color, same feeling, same texture. - Author: Angie Smith
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#30. I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl. - Author: Whitney Cummings
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#31. I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something. - Author: Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
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#32. Kissing babies and hugging fat girls. - Author: Dave Bautista
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#33. What kind of good deeds? Like Girl Scouts? Because I got kicked out of Brownies and they won't give me another chance to keep my clothes on at camp. - Author: Haven Kimmel
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#34. One thing's for sure: now when I look at Funny Girl (1968), I think I was gorgeous. I was too beautiful to play Fanny Brice. - Author: Barbra Streisand
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#35. Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can't take the girl because she's what? some kind of ninja witch? - Author: Tate Hallaway
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#36. Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny. - Author: Jen Kirkman
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#37. I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl. - Author: Emmanuelle Chriqui
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#38. Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang. - Author: Natalia Kills
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#39. Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Author: Hedy Lamarr
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#40. I used to like Barbra Streisand films. It was 'Funny Girl' that really turned me on, in a sense, to acting. I remember it specifically being a rainy Saturday afternoon. I couldn't play football, so I stayed in, and I watched 'Funny Girl.' - Author: Sean Harris
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#41. I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#42. As Gary walks down the hallway, I think of how funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally. And how a blond girl can make you think futures are something to look forward to. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#43. Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. - Author: Sarah Silverman
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#44. The vibration of his cell phone broke his reverie. "Doucette," he answered. "Meet me at the Lamothe House," Sassy replied. "Sassy, I told you I'm not that kind of girl." "Very funny, Mr. Smart Ass. Looks like we have another body." "I'm almost there," Michel said quickly, then hung up. - Author: David Lennon
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#45. Yes, Max is very hot." "Excuse me?" She laughed. "He's the knight, and you're the noble gentleman, silly. You're both hotties." Ethan snorted with a laugh. "On with the tour you noble hotty you." "You're a funny girl, but also quite hot." "Thanks." Ethan - Author: Cheri Schmidt
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#46. I don't know what's wrong with that girl. - Author: Reggie Evans
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#47. I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here, some other woman answered. "You sound older!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#48. Why? As much fun as a hospital sounds, I'd rather spend the evening dancing with an amazing, smart, funny, interesting, beautiful girl who has the most incredible green eyes I've ever seen. Sophie, will you go to the dance with me? - Author: Leslea Wahl
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#49. Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court. - Author: Lois Greiman
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#50. The last I knew you were going to a party. just a few friends at the McEvoys' you told me. The science club, you told me. What happened? You got into a fight about the theory of relativity? Did creationists crash the party and start a rumble? - Author: Tami Hoag
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#51. Have you heard about the morning after pill, or what I like to call breakfast in bed. Well have you heard about how some of the girls who have taken have died a few days later? Talk about two birds, looks like I will be going to the game this weekend boys. - Author: Daniel Tosh
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#52. If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him. - Author: Bill Hader
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#53. When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. - Author: David Brenner
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#54. Oh, yeah, this girl was going down. She had no idea who she was messing with. And, sadly, she didn't seem to care.
I hoped her drawer came up short at the end of her shift. Karma's a bitch. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#55. I love Kate Moss. I've worked with her a couple of times, and she is a great girl, really funny and easy to work with. - Author: Twiggy
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#56. I looked around the tiny bathroom, at the three of us crammed in. A billionaire, a movie star, and a small town girl. It was some sick lesbian twist on Gilligan's Island. I would have laughed but none of it was funny. - Author: Giselle Fox
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#57. I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! - Author: C. JoyBell C.
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#58. When they throw the water on the witch, she says, "Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness". That line inspired my life. I sometimes say it to myself before I go to sleep, like a prayer. - Author: John Waters
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#59. We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed ... But we're going back next week. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#60. I like a funny girl. Smart. Talented. I like someone who is good at music - that always intrigues me. - Author: Tom Felton
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#61. Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream I'm the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat. - Author: Kristi Cook
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#62. Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting for Beginners is Probably Inadvisable and Seriously, Dude, Stop Monster Hunting. - Author: Derek Landy
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#63. Funny. Pick on the girl with no superpowers-real nice. - Author: Tabitha Caplinger
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#64. I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#65. Coincidentally, a good age for a Japanese girl is younger than twenty five, because that's when she turns into a 'Christmas Cake'. Christmas cakes, as everyone knows, are desirable before the twenty fifth but afterward quickly become stale and are put on the shelf. - Author: Andrew Davidson
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#66. She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. - Author: John Green
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#67. The thing is ... I was a very proud girl. I never wanted to take the chance I might get hurt. Isn't that funny? I was game for any exciting adventure that came my way, but when it came to risking my heart, I was a coward. - Author: Nicole Christie
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#68. I wil not calm down. My baby girl is moving halfway across the country."
"She's been moved away before," Dad pointed out.
"Yeah, but that was with Billy. We all knew he wouldn't work out. We're talking about Hank here. Look at him," she pointed to Hank.
"She's never coming home. Never. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#69. Let me tell you something. I'm a funny girl, and I gave birth to what? Funny. I can't help it. It just is what it is, and my kids have been around my antics so long, it kind of rubs off a little bit. So when it comes to what you see, you only see what is really manifesting in our lives at the time. - Author: Niecy Nash
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#70. So I have. Let me hold the baby, Scarlett. Oh, I know how to hold babies. I have many strange accomplishments. Well, he certainly looks like Frank. All except the whiskers, but give him time."
"I hope not. It's a girl. - Author: Margaret Mitchell
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#71. When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice. - Author: Julie Benz
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#72. I didn't grow up thinking I was pretty; there was always a prettier girl than me. So I learned to be smart and tried to be funny and develop the inside of me, because I felt like that's what I had. - Author: Kerry Washington
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#73. I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian. - Author: Pamela Anderson
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#74. You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#75. She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right. - Author: Chic Murray
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#76. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. - Author: Albert Einstein
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#77. Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#78. I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#79. So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "Break my arms." - Author: Tommy Cooper
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#80. Jewish introspection and Jewish humor is a way of surviving ... if you're not handsome and you're not athletic and you're not rich, there's still one last hope with girls, which is being funny. - Author: Mike Nichols
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#81. It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. - Author: Iliza Shlesinger
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#82. You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that. - Author: Alex Bradley
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#83. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#84. Oh. C'mon, pretty girl. I like it when ya scream." The leader breathed into my ear.
I spat as good as I could on his hand. He jumped back glaring. I said, "Funny. You like it when I scream? Yet you cover my mouth!" I laughed then winced. - Author: J.L. Clayton
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#85. Her lips full and inviting, she has an infectious laugh and glassy cackle in her eyes, and a 2000 volt sexual charisma that beckons me like a fluff girl on scuffed knees. - Author: Brett Tate
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#86. I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn't happened in a while, so I was a good friend and put my own needs second to the possibility of him actual sex with a real girl. - Author: Molly Harper
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#87. I like you a lot. Because you're funny and smart and because you seem to like me. I know that's not a good reason, but I can't help it; if a girl likes me I tend to like her back [ ... ] I like you for all this stuff but I also kind of like you for the cuts on your face - - Author: Ned Vizzini
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#88. I told you not to drink that much water on the drive," Sarah told her. "You never listen to me."
"Sorry I don't have the bladder of a freaking sloth."
"You mean camel," Sarah corrected.
"I meant sloth," the other girl said. "I read somewhere they only have to go once a week. - Author: Alexandra Bracken
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#89. We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife. - Author: M.F. Moonzajer
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#90. You like the girl," Alasdair offered.
Nassar leveled a heavy gaze at him.
"Lillian said you tried to be funny in the car. I told her it couldn't possibly be true. The moment you try to make a joke, the sky shall split and the Four Horsemen will ride out, heralding Apocalypse. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#91. A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three months!" - Author: Frank Carson
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#92. You won't tell?"
"I'll add it to the box under my bed labeled 'The Secret Confession of the Immortal Pia'. Good Lord, girl, don't look so mortified. There's not actually a box. - Author: Jessica Khoury
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#93. I trained at The Groundlings and was surrounded by some very funny women and also some very unfunny men. I didn't feel a sense of things being different because I was a girl. - Author: Kaitlin Olson
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#94. A few more of those smiles, and this guy isn't going to know what hit him when the Earth girl impulsively kisses him for no apparent reason. -Reece Bryant - Author: S.L. Morgan
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#95. I've never heard a girl say a diamond was too big."
"I just think when they get too big they look fake."
He leans down. "I say the same thing about breasts. - Author: Allie Everhart
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#96. One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. - Author: Carroll Bryant
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#97. I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl. - Author: Norm MacDonald
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#98. I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality. - Author: Leonardo DiCaprio
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#99. The funny thing was that the sisters were hardly nubile, creamy-skinned Lolitas blushing on the bough. In fact, one of them looked like she'd beaten herself with a tire iron during a smallpox-induced hallucination, and the other looked like a close-up photo of a wolf spider. - Author: Diablo Cody
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#100. I pat her on the head. "Oh, naive little Kitten. Dear, foolish girl. This cookie is worth all this and more. Sit or you will not partake. - Author: Jenny Han
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