Quotes About Funny Flooding

#1. Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?"
"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes.

Kresley Cole

#2. Adrenaline has a funny way of flooding into all the places where logic and reasoning usually reside. I

Kylie Logan

#3. Computer Science: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.

Stan Kelly-Bootle

#4. That's the problem with therapists: you have to pay them to say the same dumb shit other people will tell you for free.

Lauren Oliver

#5. We are extremely precise about the girls we like; they're not necessarily the "It" girls of the season. Sometimes this "It" girl business gets a bit hysterical. It's all about which girl did which shoot with which photographer.

Christophe Lemaitre

#6. I say haven't we had enough of just tossing our children in jail? Make them do community service, I say!

Jacquel Chrissy May

#7. You should eat. It's going to be a rough day for you. Finding out the world isn't all sunshine and roses takes a lot out of you

Pam Logan