Quotes About Funny Fifty Shades Of Grey

#1. There's music to dance to and make love to, music to cry to. I'm starting from scratch, coming fresh. But my sound still embodies the same soulful, intricate harmonies. - Author: El DeBarge

#2. Something very worrying has been going on at Scotland Yard. We now know that in dealing with the phone-hacking affair at the 'News of the World,' they cut short their original inquiry; suppressed evidence; misled the public and the press; concealed information and broke the law. Why? - Author: Nick Davies

#3. When there is injustice someone should speak. When there is unfairness someone should act.
We cannot have liberty and justice for all if we only want it only for ourselves. We must serve God in humble righteousness. - Author: Tom Krause

#4. There's nothing I need from anyone except love and respect, and anyone who can't give me those two things has no place in my life. - Author: Harvey Fierstein

#5. From: Christian Grey
Subject: &*%$&*&*
Date: August 23 2011 11:23
To: Anastasia Grey
Believe me when I say there are a great many things he'd like to do to your ass right now. Firing you is not one of them.
Christian Grey
CEO & Ass man, Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc. - Author: E.L. James

#6. Coveralls," I reply, and I know I'm no longer screening what's coming out of my mouth.
He raises a eyebrow, amused yet again.
"You wouldn't want to ruin your clothing." I gesture vaguely in the direction of his jeans.
"I could always take them off." He smirks. - Author: E.L. James

#7. I have always loved food. I began cooking for my family as a young girl, and to this day, it's one of my greatest pleasures in life. - Author: Suzanne Somers

#8. Who are you really, behind the avatars you've created for yourself? What are you covering up? What are you afraid of? What are you hoping for? Where are you going? - Author: Jonathan Martin

#9. We didn't-?" I whisper, my mouth drying in mortified horror as I can't complete the question. I stare at my hands.
"Anastasia, you were comatose. Necrophilia is not my thing. I like my women sentient and receptive," he says dryly. - Author: E.L. James

#10. ONE OF THE THINGS that happens when you get older is that you discover lots of new ways to hurt yourself. Recently, in France, I was hit square on the head by an automatic parking barrier, something I don't think I could have managed in my younger, more alert years. - Author: Bill Bryson

#11. No more weeping. I've seen enough tears from you to last a lifetime. And I'm not worth a single one. - Author: Sylvain Reynard

#12. Focusing solely on what you can potentially do better than any other organization is the only path to greatness. - Author: James C. Collins

#13. You've brushed your teeth," He says, staring at me.
"I used your toothbrush."
His lips quirk up in a half smile. "Oh Anastasia Steele, what am I going to do with you? - Author: E.L. James

#14. You may think the actions that mean the most are the ones we get credit for, but I happen to believe they mean more when people aren't aware. - Author: Marilyn Grey

#15. Companies that fail to communicate a sense of WHY force us to make decisions with only empirical evidence. This is why those decisions take more time, feel difficult or leave us uncertain. - Author: Simon Sinek

#16. Young players are starting to come up as well and they will see me as one of the older, experienced ones. - Author: Caroline Wozniacki

#17. The United States has done some very good things in the world, and that does not change the fact that the World Court was quite correct in condemning the United States as an international terrorist state. - Author: Noam Chomsky

#18. I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. - Author: E.L. James

#19. People do not always argue because they misunderstand one another, they argue because they hold different goals. - Author: William H. Whyte

#20. I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto. - Author: E.L. James

#21. It's because I'm pregnant, Christian."
He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier. - Author: E.L. James

#22. You're not celibate, then?" I breathe.
Amusement lights up his eyes.
"No, Anastasia, I'm not celibate. - Author: E.L. James

#23. They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle! - Author: Tanya Masse