Quotes About Funny Evangelism

#1. Grace can pardon our ungodliness and justify us with Christ's righteousness; it can put the Spirit of Jesus Christ within us; it can help us when we are down; it can heal us when we are wounded; it can multiply pardons, as we through frailty multiply transgressions.

John Bunyan

#2. After I read about Uganda's now famous "kill the gays" bill, I wanted to explore the religious forces behind it. As a gay man, I wanted to understand the folks who wanted to kill me and why.

Roger Ross Williams

#3. I'd learned something ... Food had power. It could inspire, astonish, shock, excite, delight and impress. It had the power to please me ... and others. This was valuable information.

Anthony Bourdain

#4. [Nixon] reduced the meaning of his life to nothing but power. In the film, we gave this sad figure consciousness of what he was. We weren't right to do that - I don't think he did have that consciousness. But we did it for movie reasons - to create empathy.

Oliver Stone

#5. Knowledge is an exceptional kind of property which cannot be lost or used up.

Eraldo Banovac

#6. You know what you like. You know what you want. So all you have to do is find some work related to that stuff.

Novala Takemoto

#7. Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

M.J. McGuire

#8. You don't win championships by just being normal, by just being average.

Bill Walton

#9. The stakes are nary a problem to me, as I do not abide by Sir Isaac's law!

Evan Bourne

#10. But as I remember it, he looked alternately bored and preoccupied throughout the meal, as if, while one part of him was drinking Bordeaux and cutting his food into bite-sized morsels, the other half was engaged with shepherding a herd of goats across a bone-dry plain.

Nicole Krauss

#11. Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism.

Criss Jami

#12. The only thing crazier than hallucinating a fictional videogame spaceship would be to blame it on a frosted breakfast pastry.

Ernest Cline

#13. Positive thoughts are the beginning of positive results.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#14. I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire.

Deion Sanders

#15. Love is to the heart what air is to the lungs.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#16. Some goals you just never really think about trying to achieve because they just seem so out of reach.

Chris Daughtry

#17. There is no illusion great than fear.

Laozi