Quotes About Funny Dracula

#1. I can't imagine not reporting. It's such a habit of mind for me, I do it even in my social life. If I'm nervous at a party, I just start interviewing people. - Author: Lorraine Adams

#2. The singing man keepes his shop in his throate. - Author: George Herbert

#3. There are few things more destructive than thoughts believed without question. - Author: Vironika Tugaleva

#4. The Not So Secret Emails Of Coco Pinchard By Robert Bryndza - Author: Robert Bryndza

#5. Consider surgeons and their work. It's unthinkable to put your hands in the warm blood of another human's gut. Even with rubber gloves on. Who'd want to do that? But surgeons get over it. - Author: Park Dietz

#6. We're failing when it comes to controlling spending. - Author: Lindsey Graham

#7. We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola's version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it was the combination of Keanu Reeves's British accent and Gary Oldman's elderly Count Dracula hairstyle. They're just misleading. - Author: Molly Harper

#8. We were together for a year; she just left me when I pledged her my love. - Author: M.F. Moonzajer

#9. How Are We to Live is a collection of short stories, not a novel. This in itself is a disappointment. It seems to diminish the book's authority, making the author seem like somebody who is just hanging on to the gates of Literature, rather than safely settled inside. - Author: Alice Munro

#10. The man who has become a thinking being feels a compulsion to give every will-to-live the same reverence for life that he gives to his own. He experiences that other life in his own. - Author: Albert Schweitzer

#11. You can count on the fingers of one hand the times a B sample has not confirmed the result of the A sample. It's almost always a delaying tactic. - Author: Dick Pound

#12. Remember, its all about you and the dress. Nothing more, so keep the accessories very discreet. - Author: Alice Temperley

#13. He had waited until I had my door open, then driven away. The perfect gentleman. Sort of like Dracula just before he drank your blood. - Author: Toni Andrews