Funny Dads Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 17 Quotes About Funny Dads

#1. Marco moves to close the distance between them, kissing away her tears before catching her lip with his own.
As he kisses her, the bonfire glows brighter. The acrobats catch the light perfectly as they spin. The entire circus sparkles, dazzling every patron. - Author: Erin Morgenstern
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#2. Because I'm a man who works, who knows what a human being is like inside, who knows that every human being has his worth, and who wants the world to be governed by work and not by opinions about work. - Author: Wilhelm Reich
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#3. One can't predict the weather more than a few days in advance. - Author: Stephen Hawking
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#4. When my brother called to inform me, on the morning of May 22, 2003, that our mother Caroline Oates had died suddenly of a stroke, it was a shock from which, in a way, I have yet to recover. - Author: Joyce Carol Oates
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#5. Together with international unity and resolve we can meet the challenge of this global scourge and work to bring about an international law of zero tolerance for terrorism. - Author: Manmohan Singh
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#6. The soul faithfully comes to our aid through dreams, deep emotion, love, the quiet voice of guidance, synchronicities, revelations, hunches, and visions, and at times through illness, nightmares, and terrors. - Author: Bill Plotkin
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#7. Professor Dr Moritz-Maria Von Igelfeld often reflected on how fortunate he was to be exactly who he was, and nobody else. When one paused to think who one might have been had the accident of birth not happened precisely as it did, then, well, one could be quite frankly appalled. - Author: Alexander McCall Smith
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#8. Meditation turns from its purgatory role to recognize in self-knowledge and in the mind's images of the external world the general essences in which all things have their being. - Author: R.W. Southern
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#9. You can't keep counting forever - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#10. Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. - Author: Lewis Black
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#11. The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.) - Author: William Goldman
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#12. Dogs are great assets to candidates, and the feeling seems to be engendered that if a dog loves the candidate, he can't be all that bad. - Author: Dick Gregory
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#13. As Long as We Can Breathe, We Can Hope. - Author: Anita Lasker-Wallfisch
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#14. He hurt me more than anyone ever has, but he loved me better than anyone ever did, too. - Author: Nyrae Dawn
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#15. I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!! - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#16. I'm gonna live forever, or die trying. - Author: Joseph Heller
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#17. It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling. - Author: Bert Murray
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