Top 15 Quotes About Funny Conference Calls
#1. Do you want to be happy? Forget yourself and get lost in this great cause.
Gordon B. Hinckley
#2. Vicki shines with intelligence as brightly as with beauty, a clear open face, black eyes, and a smile that makes you see what she looked like as a nine-year-old.
Frances Mayes
#3. I would like to get jobs doing other things that aren't necessarily always with my husband. I'd like to show range - and kiss another guy.
Katie Aselton
#4. We'd achieve more if we chase the dream instead of the competition.
Simon Sinek
#5. If I was going to do Fall Out Boy, I wanted it to be a real outlet for my writing.
Joe Trohman
#9. I was concentrating on taking in all this fabulousness so I might have missed the full orgasm, but I was relatively certain I had a mini one.
Then he smiled.
There it was.
The full orgasm.
It was a wonder I didn't moan.
Kristen Ashley
#10. Perhaps when we're forced to forfeit what we own, we lose any sentimental associations. Perhaps pawning our valuables frees us in the same way a house fire destroys not only our worldly goods, but our attachment to what's gone.
Sue Grafton
#11. Without bragging, I've been blessed to have five of the greatest statistical years for a running back.
Shaun Alexander
#12. A Christian's citizenship may be in heaven, but he has obligations as a citizen of earth. Both living with Christ and going to be with Him in death are greatly to be desired.
Billy Graham
#13. It's today: all of yesterday was falling
between fingers of light and sleepy eyes,
Pablo Neruda
#14. In work consists the true pride of life; grounded in active employment, though early ardor may abate, it never degenerates into indifference, and age lives in perennial youth. Life is a weariness only to the idle, or where the soul is empty.
Leopold Hartley Grindon
#15. You too could have a mind like mine. Sharp and flexible, like... a rubber lemon.
Ed Cooke
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