Quotes About Funny Celibacy

#1. Mystics exult in mystery and want it to stay mysterious. Scientists exult in mystery for a different reason: It gives them something to do.

Richard Dawkins

#2. When you love something, it never goes away.

Jennifer Lynch

#3. When I was a little girl, I lived for modeling and fashion - I used to love, love, love modeling.

Chanel Iman

#4. There once was a man who was sore
'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.
Celibacy
is just not for me
Let me in, you cock-teasing whore.

Jake Wizner

#5. A dead man's vanity: his ashes full of life that cannot be deceased before a living being's pride.

Munia Khan

#6. You don't think about it at the time, but there are certain responsibilities that come with being the vicar's daughter. You're supposed to behave in a particular way. I shouldn't say it, but I probably was Goody Two Shoes.

Theresa May

#7. What kinda vows? Celibacy? I thought, though I didn't say it. Nobody keeps a celibacy vow anyway.

Cassandra Rose Clarke

#8. I am grateful to blessed Nature, because she made what is necessary easy to acquire and what is hard to acquire unnecessary.

Epicurus

#9. the waiting room. It was half full

Samantha Ann King

#10. True modernism is freedom of mind, not slavery of taste. It is independence of thought and action, not tutelage under European schoolmasters.

Rabindranath Tagore

#11. Our politics have become paralyzed and sometimes poisonous. Instead of protecting Americans' fundamental right to vote, the Supreme Court has protected corporations' right to buy elections.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

#12. Mr. President, you were elected to lead. You chose to follow. And now it's time for you to get out of the way.

Mitt Romney

#13. I am fairly certain that I was the first Seven Sisters grad to eat duck liver chased with a Diet Coke in the lobby of a federal penitentiary. Then again, you never know.

Piper Kerman