Top 19 Quotes About Funny Buttons
#1. It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.
Matt Lauer
#2. The conundrum that I face on a daily basis is that I have two sons who have grown up watching 'The Simpsons,' so they know exactly what buttons to push. They know how Bart irritates Homer, and they use these lines against me to tell me that I'm not funny anymore.
Matt Groening
#3. Life is so very difficult. How can we be anything but kind.
Gautama Buddha
#5. I don't think you're going to need me when you jump this time." Alex looked straight at me. "This time, I think you're going to fly.
G.J. Walker-Smith
#6. How could there be different Gods, Lief?"
"I don't believe there are any at all," he says quietly. "But I believe there are men and women whose lives are made easier by believing someone is watching over them.
Melinda Salisbury
#7. Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
#8. The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.
Rick Reilly
#9. He'd pushed and pushed and pushed until she had nowhere else to go but away from him. He'd been young back then himself. Inexperienced. Stupid. A little patience accomplished a lot more. Hard lesson to learn. Worst way to learn it.
Erin Kellison
#10. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Rita Rudner
#11. I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
Holly Hood
#12. There is no delete button for bigotry.
Tom Brokaw
#13. It's always funny to find what people's button is.
Seth Rogen
#14. So inscrutable is the arrangement of causes and consequences in this world, that a two-penny duty on tea, unjustly imposed in a sequestered part of it, changes the condition of all its inhabitants.
Thomas Jefferson
#16. In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.
Charles Dickens
#17. Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"
Red Buttons
#18. Push my buttons, and I'll push you off a bridge.
Karen Quan
#19. Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.
Murray Walker
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