Quotes About Funny Bffs

#1. He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples. - Author: Ogden Nash

#2. A heuristic we follow is that whenever we feel the need to comment something, we write a method instead. - Author: Martin Fowler

#3. Mussolini?" Leo frowned. "Wasn't he like BFFs with Hitler? - Author: Rick Riordan

#4. If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall? - Author: Gwenn Wright

#5. My purpose is to entertain myself first and other people secondly. - Author: John D. MacDonald

#6. The noise from good toast should reverberate in the head like the thunder of July. - Author: E. V. Lucas

#7. How can there be too many children? That is like saying there are too many flowers. - Author: Mother Teresa

#8. Poorer students take out larger loans and will have to contribute more to the cost of higher education. - Author: Anne Campbell

#9. Rich or poor, money rules with an iron fist. - Author: Gary Hopkins

#10. Play the game with a smile. - Author: Earl Monroe

#11. If you don't hunt, you don't eat - Author: Michelle Outlaw

#12. Please follow these instructions:
1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly.
2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder.
3. Smack yourself over the head with it.
4. Repeat. You complete ass. - Author: Leah Thomas

#13. I don't think I can do this - painting under observation. It's the worst thing there is, worse than being in the hospital. - Author: Gerhard Richter