Quotes About Funny Bending Over

#1. No one has seen God, but as we love one another, God lives in us.

Shane Claiborne

#2. The perverted ingenuity of man has given to water the power of intoxicating where wine is not procured. Western nations intoxicate themselves by moistened grain.

Pliny The Elder

#3. I was an observant but dreamy child. I had a lazy eye and wild curls.

Monique Roffey

#4. I think if you're trying to be funny, sometimes you're bending a piece of metal in a direction it doesn't want to go. And sometimes comedy just needs to find itself.

Tamsin Greig

#5. Helen?' Lucas asked, his voice faint and breathy.
'Make sound. If alive,' he barley managed to say.

Josephine Angelini

#6. Impressive," Court offered, gallantly bending to retrieve the shoe. "You should join the theater."
"Fuck you."
"I owed you that."
"Revenge is a dish best served with a side of handcuffs and a hard ass-fucking. Remember that."
Really is a dirty fighter. Goddamn.

Finn Marlowe

#7. I want to see the stats for how many crosses there have been; it's been incredulous

Bobby Gould

#8. Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.

Lisa Genova

#9. If you truly wish to change what is without, you must first change what festers within.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#10. I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.

Sandra Bullock

#11. Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I don't think so though I'm not sure if I'd like to be and argh I don't think there's anything wrong with that, if you like a person, you like the person, not their genitals.

Jess C. Scott

#12. I'll also tell you that five hundred thousand people will die this year of cancer. And I'll also tell you that one in every four will be afflicted with this disease, and yet, somehow, we seem to have put it in a little bit of the background.

Jim Valvano

#13. Authors can easily produce ebook versions of novels and shorter work which publishers don't own.

Michael A. Stackpole

#14. We aren't as divided as we think we are. We're not just Republicans sitting in one corner, and Democrats sitting in the other corner.

Don Lemon

#15. A daydreamer is a writer just waiting for pen and paper.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#16. Much of the Kama Sutra is like origami; I don't quite understand all the bending that needs to happen.

Erica Goros

#17. It's comforting to me," he added, "that beauty can come from violence, if only in metaphor.

Keith Hollihan

#18. The old dead coals fell to the wayside, warm ones sat glowing weakly on the edges; but the hot new ones, red and burning, poured their heat into the centre of cook fire.

Barbara Wood

#19. So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation. Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.

Robert Schimmel

#20. But you will no doubt agree that the very best staff plans are those which give clear margins of error to allow for those days when an employee is ill or for one reason or another below par.

Kazuo Ishiguro

#21. Each campus should absolutely investigate the use of alcohol, the prevalence of alcohol, and its role in sexual assault. We know that predators will use alcohol as a weapon. We know they will use drugs as a weapon.

Kirsten Gillibrand