Top 18 Quotes About Funny 2013
#1. Well, it's great that critics are comparing
me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.
Uncle Kracker
#2. You can only be as good as your audience. Sometimes you can be as bad as your audience, but you have to remember you can never be better than them.
Bruce Forsyth
#3. Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
Katie McGarry
#4. As adults, we do know more, but we don't know enough. People can be very unthinkingly callous.
Dennis Potter
#5. He wanted to do more than paint his flame-haired model.
Juliette Banks
#6. She used to write all the time,' Elizabeth explained, 'before she lost all that weight. Remember? When she was the butt of everyone's jokes instead of the girl all the boys want to date?
Francine Pascal
#7. For all laws are general judgements, or sentences of the legislator; as also every particular judgement is a law to him whose case is judged.
Thomas Hobbes
#8. I started out of course with Hemingway when I learned how to write. Until I realized Hemingway doesn't have a sense of humor. He never has anything funny in his stories.
Elmore Leonard
#9. Yes, social friend, I love thee well,
In learned doctor's spite;
Thy clouds all other clouds dispel
And lap me in delight.
Charles Sprague Sargent
#10. Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not.
Aditi Mathur Kumar
#11. God has a funny way of reminding us we're human. [About his impromptu water break during his delivery of the GOP rebuttal to President Barack Obama's State of the Union on February 12, 2013]
Marco Rubio
#12. I'd like to see Paris before I die ... Philadelphia will do.
W.C. Fields
#13. When I was younger, my goal in life was to work in special FX makeup. Liquid latex and fake blood! That was the dream!
Cullen Bunn
#14. Trust me, from one sociopath to another: if you don't understand the reason for something, it's always love.
Dan Wells
#16. A nice war is a war where everybody who is heroic is a hero, and everybody more or less is a hero in a nice war. Now this war is not at all a nice war.
Gertrude Stein
#18. Everything that occurs in the world, in every epoch, has something that corresponds to it in ancient times.
Niccolo Machiavelli
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