Fitness Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 17 famous quotes and sayings about fitness funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 17 Quotes About Fitness Funny

#1. The Pseudo-liberals monopolize the teaching jobs at many universities. Only men who agree with them are appointed as teachers and instructors of the social sciences, and only textbooks supporting their ideas are used. - Author: Ludwig Von Mises
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#2. Dr. Albert Frock: Well, how goes the gradual extinction of the human race, Lieutenant?
Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: I'm doing what I can to keep it orderly. - Author: Douglas Preston
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#3. I don't do method acting. If I play a farmer, I'm not gonna spend 3 weeks on a chicken farm. That's a bit too much for me. - Author: Carice Van Houten
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#4. Primarily, God is not bound to punish sin; he is bound to destroy sin.
The only vengeance worth having on sin
is to make the sinner himself its executioner. - Author: George MacDonald
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#5. The struggle to live up to an "ideal image" of who we should be in order to feel safe misdirects and depletes our energy. - Author: Henna Inam
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#6. Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ - Author: Swapna Rajput
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#7. Don't spend all of your time trying to be like someone else because you can never be them and they can never be you. - Author: Raven-Symone
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#8. Good things come to those who hustle - Author: Chuck Noll
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#9. My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Author: Dave Barry
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#10. Belief fixes a granular universe and causes that universe to persist. Nothing can be allowed to change because that way your non-moving universe vanishes. But it moves of itself when you do not. It evolves beyond you and is no longer accessible to you. - Author: Frank Herbert
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#11. Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. - Author: Cher
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#12. To fish in troubled waters. - Author: Matthew Henry
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#13. The human body is the best work of art. - Author: Jess C. Scott
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#14. Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. He's an idiot. - Author: Steve Coogan
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#15. Good things come to those who initiate. - Author: Susan RoAne
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#16. To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment. - Author: Jane Austen
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#17. There's something in human nature that says we need to have at least one symbolic place where chaos and dark desires can live. - Author: Andrew Pyper
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