Finance Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 17 famous quotes and sayings about finance funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 17 Quotes About Finance Funny

#1. Day by day his sister grew
Paler with the wound
She could not see or touch or feel, as I dressed it
Each day with her blue Breton jacket.
- from Life After Death - Author: Ted Hughes
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#2. A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good ... for the moment. - Author: Amy Summers
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#3. What he's really saying is: Please be a human being. With a life so full of rules and regiments, it's so easy to forget that's what they are. She knows - she sees - how often compassion takes a back seat to expediency. - Author: Neal Shusterman
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#4. I was curious about experimenting with different colors - kind of like having an expanded orchestra. Suddenly, instead of just writing for strings, you can add bassoon and oboe and brass. I like these extreme differences in sounds right next to each other. - Author: Caroline Shaw
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#5. From a very young age, I would fall off the bed and wake up on the floor because of dreams. I have a memory from the age of four in which I felt God. - Author: Ayelet Zurer
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#6. When you have an iPad and 75 books on it, it's so easy to go, 'I'm bored, I'm just going to read something else.' - Author: Eddie Kaye Thomas
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#7. Over the years, everyone stumbles. That's why I'll be here for you - and you'll be there for me. I don't expect perfection. I want you, and you're a thousand times better. - Author: Courtney Milan
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#8. Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they'll at least have something to keep them warm after they've lost all their money when the company goes under. - Author: Amy Summers
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#9. With the first issue of 'Weasel,' I was even aware myself that I'd improved. I still have affection for my earlier stuff, but I don't think it's anywhere near as good as 'Weasel.' - Author: Dave Cooper
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#10. Last time you said that, you meant for me to stick my hand down your pants." "Yeah, that's what I mean now. - Author: Bella Love
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#11. One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. - Author: William Feather
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#12. Seriously. Dados bounce." Bobby in Raven Rise - Author: D.J. MacHale
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#13. Society was the only threat to the sanctity of selfhood: an unpatroned library was an orderly library. - Author: Reif Larsen
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#14. Every age must look for its sanction to its poetry and philosophy, for in these the human mind, as it looks backward or forward, attains to an eternal state. - Author: James Joyce
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#15. Regardless of what you play, the biggest thing is keeping the feel going. - Author: Wes Montgomery
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#16. When translating one must proceed up to the intranslatable; only then one becomes aware of the foreign nation and the foreign tongue. - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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#17. The obvious is always least understood. - Author: Klemens Von Metternich
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