Quotes About Fence Post

#1. The woman must look like the weathered side of a rotted fence post if she had to get a man this way.

Lindsey Brookes

#2. He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce.

Fintan O'Toole

#3. Historically, Hollywood comedy has arrived in skinny envelopes. From fence post Buster Keaton to herky-jerky Jerry Lewis to wiry nerve-bundle Woody Allen to hung-loose Richard Pryor to whippy contortionist Jim Carrey, its comics and clowns have tended to be sliced thin and bendable.

James Wolcott

#4. A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.

Tom Waits

#5. It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the eye with a tree branch that I was crawling over, it was all about the shortcut. My whole life I took the shortcut, and I ended up lost.

Anthony Kiedis

#6. Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

Bum Phillips

#7. Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

Alex Haley

#8. Skinny as a fence post.

Anne Tyler

#9. It was blood. Blood that looked as if it had just been spilled. As I watched, it started pouring down the cavern's walls.

David Baldacci

#10. PROTEUS: Beshrew me, but you have a quick wit.
SPEED: And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse.

William Shakespeare

#11. He did not confuse compassion with passivity.

Sylvia Boorstein

#12. Success, happiness, peace of mind and fulfillment - the most priceless of human treasures - are available to all among us, without exception, who make things happen - who make "good" things happen - in the world around them. Joe Klock

Deena B. Chopra

#13. There's action only if there is danger.

Howard Hawks

#14. A man wreaks harm because he forgets to love peace. He kills because of self-blinded fear, that imagines no other protection.

Janny Wurts

#15. As to the media, they are protected by the First Amendment, as they should be.

L. Neil Smith

#16. Nothing is more silly than silly laughter.

Catullus