Quotes About Exes Funny

#1. I usually have an idea that I want to build on and let the music take me where I wanna go. - Author: Rick Ross

#2. Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#3. A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world. - Author: Trey Parker

#4. I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. - Author: Kathryn Prescott

#5. Life is in one of its smoother phases ... I've no responsibilities in the world except friends and students and cherishing the life of the world
and the belief that there is enough love to go round. - Author: Margaret Mead

#6. There is no greater learning process than to teach. - Author: Robert Muller

#7. This cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen. - Author: William Shakespeare

#8. I considered how the princes were masters of manipulation and wondered if Ahkeel knew exactly how this would end and if I'd survive his game. - Author: Pippa DaCosta

#9. I am trying to move forward with my life. - Author: Kim Mathers

#10. When faith touches your heart, you can walk on water.
When fear pricks your soul, you can sink on land.
With a great mind, you can achieve countless things.
With a strong heart, you can achieve extraordinary things.
With a loving soul, you can achieve impossible things. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo

#11. As far as I know, no vampires live in Antarctica."
"I'd have thought the long winter nights would be just the thing for you guys," I said.
"Perhaps. But the food supply is a bit wanting. - Author: Carrie Vaughn

#12. I looked at what my talents and desires are and decided to start my own business. I like the advantage of being able to work at a slower pace if I need to do that and there is no one pressuring me to work faster - Author: Rhonda Byrne

#13. One of the things you learn in rehab is that you're responsible for your own actions. - Author: Dale Archer

#14. I am still working on developing my voice. I am, I know, better as a coloratura singer than I was. It's a matter of strong breath control and yet making it sound as though it is the easiest thing in the world. - Author: Anna Netrebko

#15. Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? - Author: Bill Maher

#16. I'm not going to let you go " He was silent for a moment. "Carly " he said gently. "Remember when we were first engaged - Author: Amanda Stephan

#17. The gift of self cannot be given to us. It is an incomparable gift that has already been given. We have possessed it from the beginning. - Author: Gerry Spence

#18. When a man has not a good reason for doing a thing, he has one good reason for letting it alone. - Author: Walter Scott