Quotes About Epic Failure

#1. In physics: It's called simultaneity. In music: rhythm. In your life: epic failure.

Laura Dave

#2. Border enforcement coupled with employer sanctions and threatening employers who hire immigration law violators is insufficient.

Jan C. Ting

#3. We must never shed tears
That is the life form's defeat and if we give into the emotions then it only becomes proof of our inability to control it.

Tite Kubo

#4. I think it's fairly common for writers to be afflicted with two simultaneous yet contradictory delusions, the burning certainty that we're unique geniuses, and the constant fear that we're witless frauds who are speeding toward epic failure.

Scott Lynch

#5. You can never hurt anyone without hurting yourself.

Debasish Mridha

#6. Classes and routines are first and foremost intellectual tools for reducing complexity. If they're not making your job simpler, they're not doing their jobs.

Steve McConnell

#7. The single biggest threat to our own wellbeing tends to be ourselves

Tom Rath

#8. I've found it easier to write, to coalesce my thoughts, since having children. It brings you back to what you experienced yourself as a child, and you empathize with what your parents went through.

Jill Hennessy

#9. The fact that The Bridge contains folk lore and other material suitable to the epic form need not therefore prove its failure as a long lyric poem, with interrelated sections.

Hart Crane

#10. So here we are, talking about Roman unicycles and alien sandwiches and my sister's Italian misfortunes, while hanging in between us is: MY EPIC FAILURE TO CARPE. What's wrong with me?

Laini Taylor

#11. F. An F? She gulped air. An F! Failure. Failurino. Failurocity. Failtacular. Failpendous. Epic ... fail.

Olivia Cunning

#12. Man is conceived in sin and born in corruption and he passeth from the stink of the didie to the stench of the shroud. There is always something
(All The King's Men)

Robert Penn Warren

#13. My greatest fear is not your failure, but your success.

Howard G. Hendricks

#14. Look to the past with wisdom, and look to the future with courage.

Stacey T. Hunt

#15. It almost seemed like a fuck, maybe better." "It didn't mean anything, it was just dancing.

Charles Bukowski

#16. I was starting to think I was making up memories, just to have answers.
Our brain does that sometimes.
Or at least mine does.

David Levithan

#17. My vagina smells like a set of nuts."

"Awesome.

Debra Anastasia

#18. ...Success is built upon failure - usually an endless line of them! Were I to live in fear of failing, then I should never venture to try anything. And if I am to fail, then I would that it be an Epic failure!

C.A. Clark

#19. Fundamentalism is rigorously and systematically used to indoctrinate and subjugate young minds. It is a contraceptive designed to prevent intellectual fertilization.

Stephen Jay Gould