Engineers Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 13 famous quotes and sayings about engineers funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 13 Quotes About Engineers Funny

#1. It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones. - Author: Dave Grohl
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#2. God created astrologers to make pollsters look accurate. - Author: John Kasich
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#3. Engineers are funny animals. If you tell an engineer about a problem, any problem, his first instinct is to measure it. Tell an engineer you don't love him anymore and he'll ask for a graph of your love over time so that he can understand exactly how big the problem is and when it started. - Author: Phil Lapsley
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#4. Determining how many asbestos suits have been filed or how much companies have spent to resolve them is difficult. Cases are filed in state and federal courts, and many companies do not disclose their spending on settlements. - Author: Alex Berenson
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#5. My commentary's hilarious, not witty. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#6. I always tried to turn every disaster into an opportunity. - Author: John D. Rockefeller
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#7. I like Michael Buble. - Author: Doris Day
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#8. We have no choice but to be guilty. God is unthinkable if we are innocent. - Author: Archibald MacLeish
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#9. I admit that Post-it note sheets that adhere to virtually any surface are now my substitute of choice for retention. - Author: Candice Bergen
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#10. My dream is for my flowers to act as beacons and rallying points across the planet - bringing people together on a global scale and through my art start a global conversation. - Author: Ana Tzarev
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#11. The funny thing is that even engineers and techs don't know what a tiny telephone connector is - people call them TT connectors. Engineers used to come by all the time and say, "Why are you called Tiny Telephone?" - Author: John Vanderslice
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#12. I love theatrics and have a huge imagination: Why would I want to sit onstage and sing a bunch of ballads back-to-back? - Author: Christina Aguilera
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#13. A lot of the times when I've auditioned for parts in America, the answer is, 'Sorry, we need a bigger name.' - Author: Michael Sheen
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