Quotes About Dumb Girl

#1. I wished for eternal and intriguing muteness. I would be the Mysterious Dumb Girl, the Enigmatic Elf. The human voice no longer interested me.

Lorrie Moore

#2. Who would want to be poked by some dumb girl with a stick?

Lauren Myracle

#3. Intent on prayer, she has a dumb girl's sweet piercing way of putting her whole body into one thing at a time.

John Updike

#4. I never saw it coming," I said bleakly. "I thought I was so smart. And each time I talked to her, I dismissed her as some dumb, scattered girl. Meanwhile, she was laughing and countering my moves every step of the way. It's humbling. I don't meet many people like that.

Richelle Mead

#5. An attitude of gratitude

Missy Carter

#6. A smart girl is one who knows how to play tennis, golf, piano
and dumb.

Marilyn Monroe

#7. But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things.

Jack Kerouac

#8. You did not walk away from those you loved. You fought for them, always, with everything you had, even if it meant fighting the long fight, and staying on the hardest, quietest, most difficult course.

Thea Harrison

#9. The saddest thing a girl can do is dumb herself down for a guy.

Emma Watson

#10. Some guys assume that they made this one girl orgasm by doing this one thing and now they do it to every woman they get with. If it doesn't work on you, then something about you must be broken.

Roberto Hogue

#11. I mean most girls are so dumb and all. After you neck them for a while, you can really watch them losing their brains. You take a girl when she really gets passionate, she just hasn't any brains. -Holden Caulfield

J.D. Salinger

#12. A Guy with a Tiger Tattoo meets
A Girl with a Dragon Tattoo

The Guy was scared of the dragon,
Tiger was shy of the Girl.

Bhavik Sarkhedi

#13. Look at a globe and what you are seeing really is a snapshot of the continents as they have been for just one-tenth of 1 per cent of the earths history.

Bill Bryson

#14. Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people."
She nodded. "And so ... hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?"
"Oh ... " I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um ...

Rick Riordan

#15. I think of her as a silly girl who's just fooling around at art school, too dumb to get into university, although I don't make judgments like this about the boys.

Margaret Atwood

#16. A girl with a belly button meets
A guy with a shirt of no button.

A guy takes on the belly button
A girl takes off the shirt.

Bhavik Sarkhedi

#17. What we need, is a break out. Out of our lives, out of Seattle, out of the dumb script of girl.

Lidia Yuknavitch

#18. Americans want beauties, not me. I'm not the Parisian bombshell they expected. Can you see me as a chorus girl? Where's my feather up the ass? They think I'm sad, they're dumb. I don't connect to them.

Edith Piaf

#19. Never buy your kid a Puzzle that you can't solve!

Yatin Patel

#20. The rich girls steal, the pretty girls lie, the smart girls play dumb and the dumb girls spend their days trying to be all of the above.

Caleb

#21. The saddest thing for a girl to do is to dumb herself down for a guy.

Emma Watson

#22. Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.

Andrea Portes

#23. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.

Justin Bieber

#24. Only different people change the world," Granny used to say. "No one normal has ever changed a crapping thing.

Fredrik Backman

#25. Do you blame me for every mistake I made? For every girl I tumbled? For every dumb thing I've said? Because if we start running tallies on stupid, you know who's going to come out ahead.

Leigh Bardugo

#26. Near the top of any girl's list of dumb things to do would be, 'Take a walk by yourself late at night.

Marsha Qualey

#27. Claire:dont do anything dumb or ill kill you myself
shane:ouch girl whatever happend to unconditional love around here

Rachel Caine