Quotes About Duck Dynasty

#1. Love the show 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.' Being from Louisiana and a big outdoorsman, I'm a big fan of 'Duck Dynasty' as well.

Wes Brown

#2. You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

Si Robertson

#3. The safest place to be is in the center of God's will.

Corrie Ten Boom

#4. Duck Dynasty viewers think they're the experts on hunting, but actually they're the hunted ones, just another dumb demographic to be captured, laughed at and force-fed commercials for Geico and Home Depot by the Smart People in New York and L.A.

Matt Taibbi

#5. Family life is not a computer program that runs on its own; it needs continual input from everyone.

Neil Kurshan

#6. It takes a while to get a movie together, and they don't start talking books until the movie is close to being finished.

Gregory Keyes

#7. Jack shall have Jill.
Nought shall go ill.

William Shakespeare

#8. Every actor I think has got their own number of takes that they like, you know. Some actors like to go all day, you know on the one scene and some actors want to take two takes. I personally like four.

Robert Carlyle

#9. I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

Si Robertson

#10. Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here.

Si Robertson

#11. Woe to him that claims obedience when it is not due; woe to him that refuses it when it is.

Thomas Carlyle

#12. This weekend the Conservative Political Action Conference, CPAC, featured several speakers including Sarah Palin and Phil Robertson from 'Duck Dynasty.' It was a good weekend for conservatives - and a great weekend for wild animals.

Jimmy Fallon

#13. We accept women being complete c-nts if they're doing it for a child.

Natalie Dormer

#14. Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!

Si Robertson

#15. In 2004, the iPod was a novelty, and tablet computers were a dream. Now we take for granted that we can see whatever we want whenever and wherever we want to see it, be it 'Grand Illusion' or 'Duck Dynasty.'

Terry Teachout

#16. Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

Si Robertson

#17. Every once in the while I'll watch 'Duck Dynasty' and 'Kim & Kourtney Take Miami,' but outside of that, I don't really watch TV. Also, I don't text anybody, I'm hardly on Twitter or Instagram, and I'm very closed off. I'm kind of a hermit.

Israel Broussard

#18. Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion.

Si Robertson

#19. The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty.

Mark Levin

#20. Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

Si Robertson

#21. I take my old seat by the window and start rapidly boozing. The lights change colors in ways that suggest I'm going too fast, and that is the speed I want to go.

Alissa Nutting

#22. So the controversy over Duck Dynasty sends a clear signal to anyone who has anything to risk in public life: Say nothing about the sinfulness of homosexual acts or risk sure and certain destruction by the revolutionaries of the new morality. You have been warned.

Albert Mohler

#23. Part of her had hoped she would come home to find him looking like a cast member of Duck Dynasty. It would have been easy to ignore him then. But his looking like he did made it hard to focus on why she couldn't like him anymore.

Andrea Laurence

#24. I don't understand why some people would even try to categorize you. After watching "Duck Dynasty", who would have thunk?

Shannon L. Alder

#25. In Tim's films, more than most, if you miss the tone, you don't get the film.

Danny Elfman

#26. 'Duck Dynasty' is a ridiculous show, and long may it wave. America and democracy will endure. They've seen a lot worse.

Henry Rollins

#27. Kindness and humbleness are really good qualities to possess. But, if you have to use the word humble, it means you're not humble. And if you're not humble to this world, this world will thrust humbleness upon you.

Mike Tyson

#28. Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.

Miyamoto Musashi

#29. I kiss her and the whole universe slots into place. Music plays in my head. Music so beautiful, I think I'm listening to the stars singing.

Claire Merle

#30. I think America needs us. 'Duck Dynasty' has given some hope to bringing the family back. I want to set that example.

Kay Robertson

#31. Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit 'Duck Dynasty' in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at the redneck antics of the self-described 'white trash' family.

Ben Shapiro

#32. Knowing does nothing for you - it's doing that matters.

Todd Henry

#33. Did I not tell you that would gag a maggot on a gut wagon?

Duck Dynasty

#34. In a very humbling process, the Swiss have had to admit to their faults and compromise on secrecy, changing the law and releasing the names of bank clients to please the US, as well as signing a dozen double taxation agreements in six months to please the OECD.

Clare O'Dea

#35. I moved from Italy to Oregon in the '80s - sort of like moving to the middle of a "Duck Dynasty" episode, which was massive culture shock to say the least.

Rose McGowan

#36. For parents, the days are long but the years are short.

Travis Thrasher