Quotes About Drinking And Driving

#1. Nowhere in this country should we have laws that permit drinking and driving or drinking in vehicles that are on American highways. This is not rocket science. We know how to prevent this, and 36 states do.

Byron Dorgan

#2. And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

George Carlin

#3. I've got two little girls, I'm not scared about sex. I'll teach them, it's not going to kill them. But what could kill them is violence. Guns, drinking and driving, these are the real dangers in our society.

William H. Macy

#4. I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

Bruce McCulloch

#5. Zero-tolerance on drinking and driving - meaning no drinking at all before driving - is a collective punishment that, in essence, only affects responsible adults who follow the law.

David Harsanyi

#6. People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#7. Have fun tonight...And take care in all the usual ways, boys. Say no to drugs, and drinking and driving. Yes to seat belts and condoms.
--Granny Rikker to Johnny & Mike

Sarina Bowen

#8. Drinking and driving is safer than either drinking or driving - and no one has ever died drinking, driving and juggling.

Lee Mack

#9. This was why trusting boys was just like drinking and driving. Sure, some people too the risk. One or two beers never feels dangerous at the time. And now everyone who drives and drinks gets into an accident.

Siobhan Vivian

#10. Where did they get those screams, Katniss?

Suzanne Collins

#11. David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.

Chelsea Handler

#12. if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive

Dmitry Dyatlov

#13. What's problematic about playing stadiums and driving around in private jets and drinking champagne at 8 o'clock in the morning? What's wrong with that? I haven't got a problem with that. I can't fathom why people would.

Noel Gallagher

#14. L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.

Wanda Sykes

#15. Human improvement is from within outward.

James Anthony Froude

#16. I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

Richard Pryor

#17. Agee wrote like someone who had not just viewed the movie but been in it - out with it, as if it were a girl; drinking with it; driving in the night with it.

David Thomson

#18. God's timing is such that I did not fully realize the impact of His blessings until many years later when the full cause and effect of His promise on my life was fulfilled.

Adam Gellert

#19. Think about all the selfish non-smokers out there, driving around on asphalt, drinking water out of the tap, not even thinking about how smokers' taxes help pay for it all.

George Singleton

#20. Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.

Oscar Wilde

#21. You notice how liberals keep saying, 'If only Islam would have a Reformation' - it can't have one. It says it can't. It's extremely dangerous in that way.

Christopher Hitchens

#22. John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli.

Clive James

#23. Einstein created an unstoppable "intellectual chain reaction," an avalanche of pulsing, chattering neurons and memes that will ring for an eternity

Clifford A. Pickover

#24. There is cost for everything.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#25. If we were still English we'd be drinking more and driving on the wrong side of the road - pretty much what people do on the Fourth of July anyway.

Lorrie Moore

#26. Americans never quit.

Douglas MacArthur

#27. You are the greatest fool in the history of Love if you couldn't recognize a honest partner.

Srinivas Shenoy

#28. It looked exhausting and pointless, two things that should be avoided at all costs

Lemony Snicket

#29. A woman drove me to drink. I don't drink and drive.

Brian Spellman

#30. If Christians always seemed to be the most intelligent and the most righteous of men, I'd be a skeptic.

Criss Jami