Quotes About Diapering

#1. One day, you realize there is less of your life left than what you've already lived. And you think, How did this happen so fast? It was only yesterday when I was having my first legal drink, when I was diapering him, when I was young.

Jodi Picoult

#2. Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.

Dave Attell

#3. The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Paul Reiser

#4. None of God's Creatures absolutely consider'd are in their own Nature Contemptible; the meanest Fly, the poorest Insect has its Use and Vertue.

Mary Astell

#5. The oldest pitcher acquires confidence in his ballclub - he doesn't try to do it all himself.

Burleigh Grimes

#6. I'm really interested in starting to write my own songs. I never really did, but hopefully I will because I'm so interested in writing my own songs.

Danielle Bradbery

#7. We are amphibious creatures, weaponed for two elements, having two sets of faculties, the particular and the catholic.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#8. The garden is a kind of sanctuary.

John Berger

#9. Do not become attached to anything that can destroy you in the course of time.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#10. But the President has paid dear for his White House. It has commonly cost him all his peace, and the best of his manly attributes. To preserve for a short time so conspicuous an appearance before the world, he is content to eat dust before the real masters who stand erect behind the throne.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#11. I don't go out without make up. I'm a woman, you know.

Shakira

#12. That kiss, I cannot describe. It was like a poem, a prayer, a homecoming unlooked-for. It was like dungeon walls crumbling to reveal a glimpse of sky. It

Jacqueline Carey