Decisions Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 14 famous quotes and sayings about decisions funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 14 Quotes About Decisions Funny

#1. It's funny, most people think that revenge is a passionate affair, driven by rage and pain. But it can't be. Feelings such as those make you weak. They overwrite thought and cause reckless impulses that lead to poor decisions. - Author: Carrie Ryan
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#2. It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up. - Author: Corey Feldman
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#3. Thus, in moments of catastrophe, when hard decisions needed to be made quickly, all AIs included in their calculations a human death toll governed by a factor called 'pigheadedness'. - Author: Neal Asher
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#4. A customer facing crucial decisions:
What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he stared at the rows of possibilities, sweating profusely. Would he ever bathe again? - Author: Benson Bruno
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#5. Drinking's funny. When I look back on it, all of our important decisions have been figured out when we were drinking. Even when we talked about having to cut back on drinking, we'd be sitting at the kitchen table or out at the picnic table with a six-pack or whiskey. - Author: Raymond Carver
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#6. Most people do not realize that there was a paid chaplain in Congress even before the Revolutionary War ended. - Author: Francis Schaeffer
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#7. When you are the Spirit, you are like a brilliant diamond, which is giving light by itself. - Author: Nirmala Srivastava
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#8. I'm very close to my parents. I admire them and respect them enormously. But my childhood unfortunately coincided with the end of their marriage. They are two people who should never, ever have got married. - Author: Jackie French
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#9. Difficult as it was to hear, slavery has benefited descendants like me - I believe there is a superior athletic gene in us. - Author: Michael Johnson
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#10. The funny thing about decisions based on signs or gut or visions is that they're usually nothing but noble outs. Just another way to sabotage yourself and keep your bigger life at bay. - Author: Jackson Galaxy
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#11. Let me tell you exactly what we would do on Social Security. Yes, we'd raise the retirement age two years and phase it in over 25 years; that means we'd raise it one month a year for 25 years when we're all living longer, and living better lives. - Author: Chris Christie
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#12. I ate so many Ramen noodles that I wouldn't even touch a package of them now. - Author: Jeremy Camp
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#13. He blocks out the sun, and maybe it's the pain or maybe it's just him, but it feels like one of those rare total eclipses where you know you're not supposed to look because it can destroy your eyes or something, but it's so incredible that you can't help it. - Author: Cora Carmack
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#14. I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that's what I find funny. - Author: Dave Rowntree
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