Quotes About Dachshunds

#1. If I ever have to see something like that again," he told us, "I will retire and raise dachshunds.

Jeff Lindsay

#2. How anyone could doubt the patriotism of my dachshunds is just shocking,

Helen Simonson

#3. Most television could be presented by a dachshund. Radio can't, although there are a lot of dachshunds in there.

Terry Wogan

#4. Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

P.G. Wodehouse

#5. Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

Robert Benchley

#6. I rubbed my face to keep from smiling, but something inside me eased. Dachshunds have that effect. "Merowp,

Delia James

#7. House-training, I must tell you, is a formality that can elude young dachshunds for some time; this is particularly true in climates that affront their sensibilities with outrageous meteorological insults. Rain, for example, or a startling gust of wind.

Mary Doria Russell

#8. Coyotes don't eat dachshunds," Johnson said. "Dachshunds were bred to go down badger tunnels and drag the badgers out by their ass. A good-sized dachshund could weigh thirty pounds and has jaws like a crocodile. Old Dixie would straight-out fuck up a coyote." "Didn't know that," Virgil said. -

John Sandford

#9. The reason God can't use you more than He wants to may well be that you are not prepared.

Howard G. Hendricks

#10. When you come to rely on the written word, it's time to light the fire with it.

K.J. Parker

#11. As well as the way he always said Itadakimasu, quietly, before he started eating.

Banana Yoshimoto

#12. Comedy comes easily to me, and so for me, comedy is suspect.

Marshall Brickman

#13. Though you read a hundred volumes without a pause,
you won't remember a single point without a Divine decree;
but if you serve God and read not a single book,
you'll learn rare sciences within your own heart.
~ Mevlana aka Rumi

Mevlana

#14. I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.

Edgar Bergen