Congress By Will Rogers Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 35 Quotes About Congress By Will Rogers

#1. You have to spend a lot more time on the road these days if you want to make a living with music. - Author: Scott Weiland
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#2. A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel. - Author: Will Rogers
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#3. We have the best Congress that money can buy. - Author: Will Rogers
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#4. When I make a joke, nobody gets injured ... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law. - Author: Will Rogers
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#5. You sign for a sequel for everything these days, just in case, options. In the past, you avoided them like the plague because it meant somewhere down the road you couldn't take a job because you had to do a sequel. Now it's a feature of pretty much any feature you do. - Author: Mark Strong
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#6. Congress didn't vote on the bills, they just wave at them as they go by. - Author: Will Rogers
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#7. Doesnt matter what your skill and physical gifts are if you cant get your head right. - Author: Mark Cuban
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#8. Never waste a crisis. - Author: Mark Rutte
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#9. The US is safest when Congress is in recess. - Author: Will Rogers
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#10. Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us. - Author: Will Rogers
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#11. Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be merciful with them, oh Lord, for they know not what they're doing. Amen. - Author: Will Rogers
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#12. This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Author: Will Rogers
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#13. And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy. - Author: Will Rogers
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#14. You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years. - Author: Will Rogers
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#15. If we took Congress seriously, we would be worrying all the time. - Author: Will Rogers
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#16. We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse. - Author: Will Rogers
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#17. A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on. - Author: Will Rogers
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#18. This session of Congress is also to relieve the farmer again, relieve him of any encouragement that he might have received during the last one. - Author: Will Rogers
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#19. If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress? - Author: Will Rogers
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#20. We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? - Author: Will Rogers
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#21. If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. - Author: Will Rogers
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#22. The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out. - Author: Will Rogers
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#23. Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they find someone in Washington who has read them. - Author: Will Rogers
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#24. Those that don't follow the norm usually make the best leaders, - Author: K.F. Breene
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#25. This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it costs to ship it to the asylums where it's read. - Author: Will Rogers
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#26. Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill. - Author: Will Rogers
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#27. The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Author: Will Rogers
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#28. Congress is deadlocked and can't act. - Author: Will Rogers
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#29. Intelligence is playing a more important role in policymaker decisions than I think I've ever seen in my time in Congress or before. - Author: Mike Rogers
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#30. With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. - Author: Will Rogers
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#31. The realm of human understanding is the only realm most of us have access to, I said. - Author: Roland Merullo
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#32. Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do. - Author: Will Rogers
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#33. Great things are achieved only when we take great risks. - Author: Frederick The Great
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#34. Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury! - Author: Will Rogers
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#35. Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. - Author: Will Rogers
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