Quotes About Computer Errors

#1. All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

Isaac Asimov

#2. If you go too far with naturalism, there is no need to even organize; just look ... and paint what you see until the canvas ends.

David Hockney

#3. Dessie was not beautiful. Perhaps she wasn't even pretty, but she had the glow that makes men follow a woman in the hope of reflecting a little of it.

John Steinbeck

#4. Being president of too many well-meaning organizations put my father into an early grave. The lesson in this was not lost on me.

Roy Blount Jr.

#5. Guilt was a powerful motivator.

Lena Diaz

#6. At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, one of which is the error of blaming it on the computer.

Tom Gilb

#7. Computer users soon learn that the miraculous powers of personal computers are based on avoidance of error.

Robert Burchfield

#8. I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if it tries.

Agatha Christie

#9. I know that Lorenzo Snow was God's mouthpiece upon the earth, that he was the representative of the Lord, and that he was, in very deed, a prophet of God.

Heber J. Grant

#10. Getting C programmers to understand that they cause the computer to do less than minimum is intractable. ... Ask him why he thinks he should be able to get away with unsafe code, core dumps, viruses, buffer overruns, undetected errors, etc., just because he wants speed.

Erik Naggum

#11. RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages.

Dave Barry

#12. I think I can try the film world out for a while.

Kristanna Loken

#13. All our interior world is reality, and that, perhaps, more so than our apparent world.

Marc Chagall

#14. Bureaucracy, safely repeating today what it did yesterday, rolls on as ineluctably as some vast computer, which, once penetrated by error, duplicates it forever.

Barbara Tuchman

#15. Or like just another manipulative pseudopomo Bullshit artist who's trying to salvage a fiasco by dropping back to a metadimention and commenting on the fiasco itself. (p. 158)

David Foster Wallace

#16. Family has always been the most important thing in my life. The only real goal that I ever had was to be a good mother.

Goldie Hawn