Quotes About Chocolate Chips

#1. Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no one [expletive] wants them there.

John Oliver

#2. In the cookies of motherhood, you're the chocolate chips.

H. L. Balcomb

#3. Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life.

Barbara Johnson

#4. I sense that the chocolate chips have hit the fan.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#5. Ah hell, this was bad. Double-chocolate-chips-to-my-hips kinda bad.

Priya Kanaparti

#6. Sip tea and coffee with those who say you can,
politely stuff with cookies any who say you cannot.
Because the stuff they are feeding you, be it the latter,
looks strangely a bit like the little chocolate chips.

Tom Althouse

#7. In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

Salman Rushdie

#8. Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness - but not together.

Gail Simmons

#9. Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.

Jim Bishop

#10. I've never had a job in my life that I was better than. I was always just lucky to have a job. And every job I had was a steppingstone to my next job, and I never quit my job until I had my next job.

Ashton Kutcher

#11. The chips were the enablers, limited pellets of silicon that served an apparently unlimited range of functions, as like a single snackfood delivering the tastes of chocolate, vanilla, pork rind, popcorn, pretzel, and chip in every bitesized bite.

Joshua Cohen

#12. The vending machine lacked the willpower of the Western elevator, and it dutifully spat out several chocolate bars and a packet of salt and vinegar chips. I gave you more money than that, thought William, and the vending machine gave him some more.

Kit Abbey

#13. Society becomes how you behave.

Eric Liu

#14. Using high math and computations, he engineers them, with one goal in mind: to create the biggest crave. "People say, 'I crave chocolate,' " Moskowitz told me. "But why do we crave chocolate, or chips? And how do you get people to crave these and other foods?

Michael Moss

#15. I've often cringed when I heard myself described as a jazz singer. I've always thought of myself as a jazz vocalist.

Cassandra Wilson

#16. I'm kind of glad the web is sort of totally anarchic. That's fine with me.

Roger Ebert

#17. Some people are painters, and some are ballet dancers, and I'm a writer.

Alice Walker

#18. I've been described as a smart actor because I've attended college. Or I've been called an artsy jock. And I am thinking, 'So, are actors supposed to be dumb?'

Omari Hardwick

#19. The Fairy Godmother surveyed the Princess's bedroom. It was littered with the remains of chocolate bars, potato chips, and ice cream containers. She swept cheesy crumbs off the bed and sat softly beside the grieving girl. The Princess's face was puffy and streaked with mascara.

Kym Petrie

#20. I do believe deeply in perfection. I'm never satisfied.

Michael Jackson

#21. Those who said I'm not an out-and-out goal-scorer are probably right. I always feel I could score more.

Wayne Rooney

#22. I would snack on crisps and chocolate and my meals weren't the best. I ate lots of steak with creamy sauces, chips and peas, washed down with wine and a pudding.

Jennifer Ellison

#23. I love all Puerto Rican food. I love rice and beans. I like anything with steak, chicken, pork. But I like chocolate and potato chips, too. I eat that when my wife goes away and isn't looking.

Jorge Posada

#24. Do something new and expect new result.

Sunday Adelaja

#25. We laugh and laugh, and nothing can ever be sad, no one can be lost, or dead, or far away: right now we are here, and nothing can mar our perfection, or steal the joy of this perfect moment.

Audrey Niffenegger

#26. This book is the account of his redemptive journey - through innocence, bigotry, hard-line radicalism, and beyond - to a passionate advocacy of human rights and all that this can mean.

Maajid Nawaz

#27. So what I did was stuff my face with anything around, any old rubbish, burgers, chocolate, crisps, fish and chips, loads of it, till I felt sick - but at least I'd had the pleasure of stuffing my face and feeling really full.

John Prescott

#28. I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos.

Dylan Lauren