Quotes About Car Salesmen

#1. Christians are notorious for acting like used car salesmen, treating non-Christians as if they're standing there holding a blank check and sporting a hard-on for unreliable vehicles.

Orlando Winters

#2. What is interesting is that elephants can accurately and reliably figure out who is friend and who is foe. Compare this to us humans, who still walk down dark alleys at night, fall for Ponzi schemes, and buy lemons from used-car salesmen.

Jodi Picoult

#3. I have no belief in the system. So Sonny is perfectly at home (in Washington D.C.). Politicians are one step down below used-car salesmen.

Cher

#4. Bowie and McCartney arrived, and the biscuits and caviare started and I left immediately. I don't like shouting across rooms, with people in shiny suits who look like used-car salesmen.

Billy Childish

#5. My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

P. J. O'Rourke

#6. I became a door-to-door IBM salesman in 1963, a job I had for six years. But most everyone thought it was a bad idea. Door-to-door salesmen were lower than used-car salesmen or attorneys.

James W. Murphy

#7. America ... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

Hunter S. Thompson

#8. It's an unfortunate fact of life," Niko said with grimly amused resignation. "Where there are graveyards, there are flesh-eating revenants. Where there are cars, there are car salesmen.

Rob Thurman

#9. Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws, or your rejection of the natural laws.

Stuart Chase

#10. So we'll go no more a-roving so late into the night, Though the heart be still as loving, and the moon be still as bright.

George Gordon Byron

#11. What you persist in doing gets easier. The task hasn't changed, but your ability to do it has increased.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#12. His high endeavours are an inward light That makes the path before him always bright.

William Wordsworth

#13. I remember one day, when things were going frightfully well, I went to buy myself a really smashing car. I asked them to show me a Porsche with an automatic gearbox, and the salesman called over all the other salesmen, and they stood around absolutely roaring with laughter.

Mary Quant

#14. Every addition to true knowledge is an addition to human power.

Horace Mann