Quotes About Caffeine Funny

#1. Reckoner Super Plan for Killing Regalia ...
Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and Lots.
Step Two: put Val on decaf.
Step Three: Mizzy gets a cookie. - Author: Brandon Sanderson

#2. It is my hope that the Christian community in the United States will cease to appeal to the Bible as a direct support for the state of Israel and will have the courage to deal with the political realities without being cowed by accusations of anti-Semitism. - Author: Walter Brueggemann

#3. The absence of violence is not love. - Author: A.S. King

#4. Every time I get something that's different than the last thing, I get excited. I don't want to play the same thing, every single time. - Author: Gina Holden

#5. If he'll let me. But he left the hospital without talking to me. I don't know what that means."Screw that. "Yes, of course I'll see him again. Isaiah and I are friends and he's going to realize that evenif I have to take a two-by-four to him. - Author: Katie McGarry

#6. What do you say we mark this day - the day we met - by buying each other a record? Something we think reflects our perceptions of each other. - Author: Tiffanie DeBartolo

#7. I've seen the odd tarot reader and had my palm read in various countries and explained to me in many strains of broken English. Did I believe a word? To be honest, I didn't understand much, but I loved watching the presentation. - Author: Simon Baker

#8. Anger is the quintessential individual-signature emotion: I am what makes me mad. - Author: Gina Barreca

#9. He stripped his clothes off and flung himself into a heavy sea, for the sheer pleasure of getting out safe again. - Author: Patrick McGrath

#10. Julie Seagle: A typical espresso only has 1/3 the caffeine of a regular-size cup of coffee, so all you snobs can bite me. I can out-caffeine you any day. Of course, I can't pretend to be a giant using a non-giant's cup, but I'll deal. - Author: Jessica Park

#11. I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen. - Author: Gary Larson

#12. Being raised Catholic in a pressure-cooker household besieged by alcohol and bill collectors enforced and heightened a sense of sentry duty in me, the oldest of five children and the one most responsible for keeping everything from capsizing. Wild indulgence was for other people, the non-worriers. - Author: James Wolcott