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Top 12 Quotes About Caffeine Funny

#1. Reckoner Super Plan for Killing Regalia ...
Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and Lots.
Step Two: put Val on decaf.
Step Three: Mizzy gets a cookie.

Brandon Sanderson

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#2. It is my hope that the Christian community in the United States will cease to appeal to the Bible as a direct support for the state of Israel and will have the courage to deal with the political realities without being cowed by accusations of anti-Semitism.

Walter Brueggemann

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#3. The absence of violence is not love.

A.S. King

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#4. Every time I get something that's different than the last thing, I get excited. I don't want to play the same thing, every single time.

Gina Holden

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#5. If he'll let me. But he left the hospital without talking to me. I don't know what that means."Screw that. "Yes, of course I'll see him again. Isaiah and I are friends and he's going to realize that evenif I have to take a two-by-four to him.

Katie McGarry

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#6. What do you say we mark this day - the day we met - by buying each other a record? Something we think reflects our perceptions of each other.

Tiffanie DeBartolo

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#7. I've seen the odd tarot reader and had my palm read in various countries and explained to me in many strains of broken English. Did I believe a word? To be honest, I didn't understand much, but I loved watching the presentation.

Simon Baker

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#8. Anger is the quintessential individual-signature emotion: I am what makes me mad.

Gina Barreca

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#9. He stripped his clothes off and flung himself into a heavy sea, for the sheer pleasure of getting out safe again.

Patrick McGrath

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#10. Julie Seagle: A typical espresso only has 1/3 the caffeine of a regular-size cup of coffee, so all you snobs can bite me. I can out-caffeine you any day. Of course, I can't pretend to be a giant using a non-giant's cup, but I'll deal.

Jessica Park

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#11. I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.

Gary Larson

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#12. Being raised Catholic in a pressure-cooker household besieged by alcohol and bill collectors enforced and heightened a sense of sentry duty in me, the oldest of five children and the one most responsible for keeping everything from capsizing. Wild indulgence was for other people, the non-worriers.

James Wolcott

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