Top 25 Quotes About Boogers

#1. Friedrich Bischinger, has gained notoriety by recommending that kids eat their boogers to help strengthen their immune systems.

Cary McNeal

#2. Keep your nose to the grindstone. It sharpens your boogers.

Steven Tyler

#3. And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics.

William Joyce

#4. I have made a similar suggestion for poetry: that one should approach it as pure sonority, reading and rereading it as a sort of music, and should not introduce meanings or intentions into the diction before clearly grasping the system of sounds that every poem must offer on pain of nonexistence.

Paul Valery

#5. There was a beast in there. But there was also a girl who was afraid of being a beast, and who wondered if other people had beasts in their hearts too.

Jodi Lynn Anderson

#6. Whilst it may be our species greatest achievement, responsible for every technological advance we have or ever will make, science is also poop and sex and boogers.

Katie McKissick

#7. If anyone had asked Royce Melborn what he hated most at that moment, he would've said dogs. Dogs and dwarves topped his list, both equally despised for having so much in common - each was short, vicious, and inexcusably hairy.

Michael J. Sullivan

#8. I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video.

Harry Redknapp

#9. He was the kind of kid you did not want to sit by. He kept his boogers in his desk, he wore a neck tie.

John Hiatt

#10. Nathan said nothing for a moment. Then, "There's nothing in my fur, is there?"
Simon gave the other Wolf a careful look. "No boogers."
"Good. I hate washing boogers out of fur."
"Who doesn't? What comes out of human noses is disgusting ...

Anne Bishop

#11. I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.

Johnny Depp

#12. But music can save your life sometimes. It probably saved me from working in a bank or something. That's a kind of salvation right there.

Richard Thompson

#13. We put boogers on our fingers, then shake your hand.

Biz Markie

#14. A great book is one, which really don't finish when it finishes.

Aman Jassal

#15. We don't need less kids, just more middle managers ...

Ryan Fitzpatrick

#16. One would think that a system loaded with such gross and vulgar absurdities as Scripture religion is could never have obtained credit; yet we have seen what priestcraft and fanaticism can do, and credulity believe.

Thomas Paine

#17. I am so stupid, little man," I told Phillip. "No you're not. Lizzie in my class, she's stupid. She eats her boogers. You don't do that. I've been watching.

Mary Calmes

#18. Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

Robin Williams

#19. Creativity can only be anarchic, capitalist, Darwinian.

Umberto Eco

#20. Nobody could ever say as many terrible things to me as I say to myself.

Sarah Paulson

#21. I've been around the surf culture since I was a kid. I grew up in a beach town in Rhode Island. Then eventually I lived in Dana Point, Calif., a real surf hotbed.

Don Winslow

#22. Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers!

Faith Hunter

#23. It's okay Luce, it's not about you, or how you used to eat your boogers until you were seven

Jay McLean

#24. We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him.

Biz Markie

#25. Why is there such vanity about hair? I make a point to bathe. I worry about boogers in my nose, and I ask the makeup artist to cover up my pimples, but beyond that, I try not to be too vain.

Anthony Edwards

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