Birth Control Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 16 famous quotes and sayings about birth control funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 16 Quotes About Birth Control Funny

#1. Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible. - Author: Adam Carolla
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#2. The extreme self-sacrifice characteristic of group-selected species such as ants and bees can often be found among soldiers. - Author: Jonathan Haidt
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#3. The creative members of an orthodoxy, any orthodoxy, ultimately outgrow their disciplines. - Author: Irvin D. Yalom
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#4. Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregnancies without having to provide birth control to anyone. - Author: Heather Chapple
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#5. Yeah, I'm a giver. I've learned to be selective of the people in my world, because if I love someone, I will give them my blood, whatever they need. In doing so, one can end up with little left for themselves. - Author: Brittany Murphy
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#6. Of course! Easily or not at all. People were mad to be knocking themselves out over difficulties because they thought difficulty was a sign of the right thing. - Author: Saul Bellow
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#7. I was a poster child ... for birth control! - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#8. On the speech day, the production designer, who has a lot of say in things, and sometimes I didn't agree with him but I had to do what I was told, wanted the speech day to be all in neutral colours for the women, which was a good thing. - Author: Julie Harris
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#9. The very fact that something is determined as a limitation implies that the limitation is already transcended. - Author: Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
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#10. When she wished for love, she wanted a perfect concoction of - respect, care and understanding. You dusted kisses, and hoped she would find all those in the debris.
Love, my dear, is more mental than physical. - Author: Saru Singhal
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#11. Life sure is easier when you're rich."
"And a natural born charmer. Don't forget that part."
"How could I?" she retorted. "It's the only thing we have in common. - Author: Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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#12. In our universe we are tuned into the frequency that corresponds to physical reality. But there are an infinite number of parallel realities coexisting with us in the same room, although we cannot tune into them. - Author: Steven Weinberg
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#13. I slow down when hiking. The rhythm of nature is more leisurely. The sun comes up, it moves across the sky, and you begin to synchronize to that rhythm. - Author: John Mackey
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#14. This is really a dream come true. To be the starting quarterback in the Super Bowl is probably the highlight of my life. - Author: Tom Brady
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#15. You can take wonderfully talented actors, wonderfully talented writers and producers, and, uh, do a wonderful show! ... but if it doesn't hit with the public in two minutes, it's bye-bye. - Author: Charlotte Rae
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#16. If you are unclear about what attitudes you adhere to, you will have a difficult time evaluation which ones are not serving your highest good. - Author: Deborah Day
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