Top 100 Quotes About Bette Midler
#1. Tracy Ullman, I grew up watching her shows and standup and improv and specials. Bette Midler and Whoopi Goldberg. They inspire me to do it all. I always wanted to do it all; I never wanted to be put in a box.
Bresha Webb
#2. I don't think I had the aspiration to be a star growing up. I loved Madonna and Bette Midler, and I had my karaoke machine and would sing their songs.
Mandy Moore
#3. The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.
Joan Rivers
#4. If it weren't for Liberace, there would be no Madonna or Lady Gaga, Elton John, Bette Midler, or Elvis because it was Liberace who helped the King glitz up his act.
Robin Leach
#5. If you do a musical, it's really thrilling and it's a lot of work, but it's very rewarding. I would say, for me, what I like best is what I do, which is, I call it vaudeville, I call it live, I call it in concert, I call it what Bette Midler does, and what Garland did for years, and Ethel Merman.
Debbie Reynolds
#6. I kind of wanted to be a waitress in New York City. I thought it was fun and glamorous in its own way. Like in the movie 'Beaches,' when Bette Midler is banging on the radiator, and it's cold, and she's poor. I kind of thought that would be fun to be, like, a poor, struggling actor.
Kether Donohue
#7. I was inspired more by early Bette Midler. I do wear a fancy dress and very high heels - and extra high hair. My goal is to obliterate all earnestness.
Ana Gasteyer
#8. There was an inquiry just last week about the new Bette Midler show, and I just didn't want to do that.
Robert Urich
#9. Liberace was a miracle. You talk about who he was and what he did, and then you look at who he inspired, from Elton John to Cher to Michael Jackson to Bette Midler. There are so many people that came to see him. Elvis was there, watching his shows.
Scott Bakula
#10. Most people are awestruck when they see Lady Gaga and Bette Midler, but then the queen comes in.
Jake Shimabukuro
#11. A lot of people have called me the black Bette Midler, and I regard that as a compliment.
Vesta Williams
#12. I met Bette Midler, who I absolutely love.
Lesley Nicol
#13. They always threw their arms around and hugged me while crying our Yiddish endearments. Yet none of them believed in God. They believed in social justice, good works, Israel, and Bette Midler. I was nearly thirty before I met a religious Jew.
Anne Lamott
#14. Any of Bette Midler's concerts should be required viewing for every actor/performer. She has the audience in the palm of her hands at all times and can switch emotions on a dime: Great singer, great actress, great comedian - fearless.
Bryan Batt
#15. I worked with Dionne Warwick, did shows with Bette Midler, and then I did the 25th anniversary of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with Springsteen at the Garden. It was all important stuff because you want people to know you can work, you can sing, and you can still look good!
Darlene Love
#16. If they [at the audition] don't like the way you sound they won't buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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#17. If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.
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#18. As an actor, you're supposed to take jobs that will challenge you or force fans to see you in a different light. By the '90s, I wasn't really an actor anymore. I was someone who went on the road with these gigantic concerts.
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#19. When you have a steady job you're more inspired to broaden yourself.
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#20. I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
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#21. The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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#22. I didn't belong as a kid, and that always bothered me. If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier.
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#23. I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis.
Election, erection, election, erection!
Either way we're screwed!
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#24. I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.
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#25. Cherish forever what makes you unique, cuz you're really a yawn if it goes
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#26. I want it all - and I would like it delivered.
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#27. I was brought up on rock-'n'-roll. It was sort of funny because I couldn't get interested in anything else - I tried and tried but I couldn't get into science ... or mathematics, I just cut myself off from anything else there was to get interested in.
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#28. There's a kind of emotional exploration you plumb with a friend that you don't really do with your family.
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#29. The [film] industry is an ecosystem that's sick.
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#30. I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic surgery.
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#31. The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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#32. Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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#33. I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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#34. Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death?
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#35. Thank God for the gays. I don't know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.
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#36. I never know how much of what I say is true.
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#37. Enough about me. What do you think about me?
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#38. I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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#39. I learned to accept the audience's happiness for me, which is one of the hardest things for me to learn.
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#40. I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.
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#41. Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients,have the right mixture and the right cooking time to reveal the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.
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#42. I celebrate everyone's religious holidays. if it's good enough for the righteous, it's good enough for the self-righteous, I always say.
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#43. My parents have not insisted that we go to college, but she wanted us to learn. Teacher, librarian, secretary, nurse. All my siblings were employed. But I wanted to be the boss, an independent contractor.
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#44. [On Princess Anne:] Such an active, outdoorsy lass. She loves nature in spite of what it did to her.
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#45. Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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#46. My husband calls it winging it - the way I just took what the studios gave me, didn't do my homework and avoided roles that would risk my image.
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#48. If I don't feel right about what I'm in, I don't feel right about anything.
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#49. Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.
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#50. Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities and that's why I'm on TV. I wasn't going to sit around anymore, waiting patiently for the damn phone to ring. I had to create my own place- I've always done that.
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#51. It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It is the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It is the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
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#52. I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.
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#53. I got so far away from what they told you in acting class: Do something different. Producers kept offering me the 'Sister Act' movie, but I said, 'My fans don't want to see me in a wimple.' I literally said, 'My fans don't want to see me in a wimple.'
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#54. If you wants something done, you'd better do it yourself - or ask another woman to do it.
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#55. For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating - and then only by waiters.
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#56. The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.
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#57. I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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#58. Here I am, one of the most colorful women of my time - if not of my block - being made to sound positively legumelike in printed interviews.
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#59. My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
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#60. The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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#61. I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.
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#62. I already have a Tony for my Broadway concert in '73. It's one of the most precious things I've won.
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#63. When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
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#64. The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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#65. Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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#67. My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That's what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.
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#68. I sometimes think I should go back to school to learn French and music, but who would have me?
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#69. Education is my next big thing. When music and art were taken out of the schools, I went berserk!
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#70. A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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#71. I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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#72. I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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#73. Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
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#75. Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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#76. Me, I'm just a hack. I'm just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.
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#77. I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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#78. I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening ... that's the art.
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#79. If only I'd known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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#80. Do I understand this right? I'm being marked down?
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#82. Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
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#83. I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.
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#84. Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential.
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#85. I'd never done a straight play before, never, and it was very hard work - really, really hard work. It was dense, really wordy, and I was determined to learn every word of it - not just skip over bits and pieces.
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#86. I had a hard-scrabble childhood with my parents. I have a lot of baggage. To come down to the footlights and accept the audience's affection inside a Broadway theater - that didn't come easily to me.
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#87. I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something.
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#88. The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.
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#89. [On Denmark:] ... that little country of cottage cheese and courage ...
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#90. People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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#91. Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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#92. All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don't believe it. I don't believe it for one minute. He hasn't been to one of my shows.
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#93. Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
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#94. What I have in me ... it's not hard, and it's not cold, and it's not fierce ambition, that's not what it is. It's a drive [for success], but it's not a drive ... it's being driven, it's something I have no control over. It's something pushing me, I'm not pushing myself.
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#95. You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you're not.
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#97. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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#98. I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can't physically entertain any longer. It's what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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#99. The [film] business is run by men, and they're basically interested in their own species, and they're not so interested in women belonging to the human race.
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