Quotes About Being Self Centered Funny

#1. I don't remember titles of books or authors from when I was young. I remember the title of only one book, which was 'The Timber Toes.' I remember it was a family of little wooden people who lived in the woods, and for some reason that stayed with me. - Author: Sharon Creech

#2. One basketball to rule them all," Leo muttered. - Author: Rick Riordan

#3. I've sometimes imagined that if sin had a flavor, it might very well be bacon. It even tastes smoky, as if it emerged piping hot out of the fiery pans of hell - Author: George Takei

#4. Life is short and the world is wide - Author: Simon Raven

#5. What do we lose by another's good fortune? Let us celebrate with them, or strive to emulate them. That should be our desire and determination. - Author: Sathya Sai Baba

#6. The corporation and the hedge funds have a hold on Hollywood, and they all want to make money on anything that signifies cinema. - Author: Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

#7. My real talent was for losing clients. - Author: Jay Chiat

#8. If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. - Author: Jussi Adler-Olsen

#9. But no matter how ferociously pitiable is the dried up graveyard, the sand and barrenness and the sluggish little stream have their own persistent individual damnation. The world is at least so constructed that its treasures may be damned each in a different manner and degree. - Author: Mary MacLane

#10. The more years you put behind you, hopefully making music that surpasses what you did before, you're playing bigger places and it kind of weirdly becomes a business. - Author: Mark Lanegan