Quotes About Bad Golfers

#1. Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.

Lee Trevino

#2. In the bosom of success lie not delights but deprivations

Wasif Ali Wasif

#3. On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away.

John Ratzenberger

#4. Ideas are invented only as correctives to the past. Through repeated rectification of this kind one may hope to disengage an idea that is valid.

Gaston Bachelard

#5. Pain in the body is a clear indication,
Something in the energy fields are blocking inner growth.

Nikki Rowe

#6. While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!

Chipper Jones

#7. The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.

P.G. Wodehouse

#8. A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.

Harvey Penick

#9. You do not 'suffer' if you decide 'that's the way it is' rather than 'why is it this way?'

Chuck Jones

#10. Cheerfulness can change misfortune into love and friends.

Louisa May Alcott

#11. I've never been one to throw clubs, break clubs, or use bad language on the golf course. I've played with golfers who've done that, and I really hate to see it. If I did something like that, my dad would come get the putter and hit me upside the head with it. I knew better.

Lucas Black

#12. Talk radio has made an enormous run around establishment media. But the Internet is making an end run around talk radio. Suddenly we're faced with an information age.

Pete Du Pont