Top 13 Quotes About Baby Showers
#1. I know my mom always likes to give the over-the-top 'wow' pieces at baby showers.
Kourtney Kardashian
#2. Lust is a sharp spur to vice, which always putteth the affections into a false gallop.
Francis Quarles
#3. These poor kids in Baghdad have no running water, no showers. They wipe with baby wipes. My heart goes out to them.
Kid Rock
#4. I'm going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.
Libba Bray
#5. And you managed to pick up on all that while being hung upside down by a fellow agent, getting yourself beat to shit by your new Team Leader and tormenting your baby brother in the showers?"
"Yes. I would have had more, but you know, I was momentarily distracted by all the soapy six-packs.
Charlie Cochet
#6. I told them not to worry about it, since we were going to play indoors.
Jerry Tarkanian
#7. Really, how much of a relationship can she think they're having when he's still "selecting" her every morning?
Karen Marie Moning
#8. I collect puppet stuff. I have a puppet workshop in my garage. I was looking for any opportunity to be able to get very creatively involved in that world.
Neil Patrick Harris
#9. Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower.
June Hunt
#11. Baby steps for your nerdy girl, she writes.
The girl clearly underestimates the power of her bum and a seductively minimal pose.
Nerdy my arse, I type back. All the cold showers in the world can't cure what u've done to me.
Cruel wife.
Wendy Higgins
#12. The number one sin in this world is not realizing how fortunate you are to be living right this second, to be alive, breathing and seeing.
Richard Stein
#13. Mountains are to the rest of the body of the earth, what violent muscular action is to the body of man. The muscles and tendons of its anatomy are, in the mountain, brought out with force and convulsive energy, full of expression, passion, and strength.
John Ruskin
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