Quotes About Autocorrect

#1. Autocorrect: making Twitter pedants delete and re-tweet since 2007.

Cassandra Page

#2. I would never disable spell-check. That would be hubris. Autocorrect I could do without.

Mary Norris

#3. I get it. Sometimes I'd like to put a cock in my mouth Wait. What? That can be arranged...
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Are you still there? Still stuck on the cock in the mouth Kill me now Autocorrect has a new fan today!

C.D. Reiss

#4. Miss you so much it hurts.

Seconds later, she texts back, The feeling is mushrooms,followed by a second text reading, Yes, autocorrect, I meant to say mushrooms, not mutual. Good catch.

Life without you does feel a little bit like fungus, I reply. But definitely less tasty.

Emily Henry

#5. Ducking autocorrect!

Atom Yang

#6. What did I say? Don't forget to ride Captain?" "You said you were sorry there was no perfect ending but that I was perfect to you." "Autocorrect fucking up again." "Right.

Barbara Elsborg

#7. I've always tried to vote my conscience.

Leonard Lance

#8. No accurate thinker will judge another person by that which the other person's enemies say about him.

Napoleon Hill

#9. We spend a lot of energy remembering failures God spent a lot of love saying we could forget.

Bob Goff

#10. There were times Ruma felt closer to her mother in death than she had in life, an intimacy born simply of thinking of her so often, of missing her. But she knew that this was an illusion, a mirage, and that the distance between them was now infinite, unyielding.

Jhumpa Lahiri

#11. If I know I have everything prepared for when I get killed by a stalker, then I can go to sleep.

Christina Ricci

#12. In studying mathematics or simply using a mathematical principle, if we get the wrong answer in sort of algebraic equation, we do not suddenly feel that there is an anti-mathematical principle that is luring us into the wrong answers.

Eric Butterworth

#13. For first you write a sentence, And then you chop it small; Then mix the bits and sort them out Just as they chance to fall: The order of the phrases makes no difference at all.

Lewis Carroll

#14. IF YOU ASK ME A PERSON DOESNT GET ENOUGH SURPRISES IN A LIFE TIME.

James Patterson

#15. I read every single letter. Some just break my heart. I've cried over letters that have come in, from young women and older women alike, saying to me, "You know, you made me want to stop crash dieting and just be healthy. You are my role model. I want to be like you."

Evangeline Lilly

#16. Every generation gets a chance to change the world Pity the nation that won't listen to your boys and girls Cos the sweetest melody is the one we haven't heard

Alvin Toffler

#17. These, Gentlemen, are the opinions upon which I base my facts.

Winston Churchill

#18. Men are willing to admit that they are sinners, but not that they are sinning.

Ivan Panin

#19. Children are always ready to believe that adult catastrophes are their fault.

P.D. James

#20. It may be that the U.S. stock market starts to rise if people think it's gone far enough.

David Wessel