Quotes About Ascension Day

#1. Smartass Disciple: Master, why heaven is up there and hell is down there ?
Master of Stupidity: If otherwise, it wouldn't be celebrated as ascension day.

Toba Beta

#2. Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

Malcolm Bradbury

#3. And you shouldn't choose to care about someone. There shouldn't be a time and a place for it. Either you do or you don't. Don't try." He looks off. "There can be falseness in trying to do something that should come naturally to people.

Celia Mcmahon

#4. Don't do what's right to get something. Do the right thing because it's the right thing.

Joyce Meyer

#5. concept: the universe hears you crying and sings a little song for you. the universe hopes you can hear it

L.J. Buchanan

#6. It is presumable that no country will be able to borrow of foreigners upon better terms than the United States, because none can, perhaps, afford so good security.

Alexander Hamilton

#7. For much of the female half of the world, food is the first signal of our inferiority. It lets us know that our own families may consider female bodies to be less deserving, less needy, less valuable.

Gloria Steinem

#8. I believe we should work and want to have the most powerful military, but hope we never have to use it. I strongly believe the military should know they are 100 percent supported by the commander in chief.

Phil Roe

#9. Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.

Dave Barry

#10. I'm not a leader now. I'm a whole damn army.

Joss Whedon

#11. Everyone can understand music which is the universal language of love and kindness.

Debasish Mridha

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Shane Ellison

#13. I love horror movies. A good horror movie is always great.

Tara Reid

#14. They listen carefully and empathically, are nonjudgmental, are open to new experiences and perspectives, are approachable and friendly, and like to listen

Clara E. Hill

#15. Never speak out of anger, Never act out of fear, Never choose from impatience, But wait ... and peace will appear.

Guy Finley