Quotes About Arguing With A Woman

#1. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

Will Rogers

#2. There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Will Rogers The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can bear being laughed at.

Anna Russell

#3. I can't believe this, I'm arguing with a woman!

Mandy Patinkin

#4. Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack.

Sara Humphreys

#5. A wit should no more be sincere, than a woman constant; one argues a decay of parts, as to other of beauty.

William Congreve

#6. I am the cute one! She's just my sister.

Mary-Kate Olsen

#7. Some people find it difficult to argue with a woman Prime Minister and shrivel up.

Douglas Hurd

#8. There are two ways to argue with a woman, and neither of them work.

Carlos Boozer

#9. Harry looked down and saw deep green mountains and lakes, coppery in the sunset.

J.K. Rowling

#10. Chance acquaintances are sometimes the most memorable, for brief friendships have such definite starting and stopping points that they take on a quality of art, of a whole thing, which cannot be broken or spoiled.

William, Saroyan

#11. Laila sees something behind this young girl's eyes, something deep in her core, that neither Rasheed nor the Taliban will be able to break. something as hard and unyielding as a block of limestone. Something that, in the end, will be her undoing and Laila's salvation.

Khaled Hosseini

#12. Generally speaking, it is injudicious for ladies to attempt arguing with gentlemen on political or financial topics. All the information that a woman can possibly acquire or remember on these subjects is so small in comparison with the knowledge of men...

Samuel Orchart Beeton

#13. If Bruce Jenner says he's woman then I'm not gonna argue with him. I know what obviously and biologically he is.

Rick Santorum

#14. The irony of primary parent laws is that on the one hand feminists were arguing for women's equal rights to jointly-created career assets that emanated from the male financial womb, but arguing against men's equal rights to jointly-created children that emanated from the woman's child-bearing womb.

Warren Farrell

#15. I've come to understand that arguing with [my wife] about it has never solved anything. So instead of denying it, I've learned to take her hands, look her in the eyes, and respond with those three magic words every woman wants to hear:
You're right, sweetheart.

Nicholas Sparks

#16. I don't just come from a musical family, but from a musical community.

Lesley Garrett

#17. Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense

Chris Rock

#18. I don't like to hear woman argue ... it makes my balls itch.

Kevin Hart

#19. How can you argue with a woman who won't?

Robert A. Heinlein

#20. I really love the story in 'Twilight.'

Isabelle Fuhrman

#21. I inspect the notebook of CDs laying on the floor. There's the usual suspects in there, Green Day and The Clash and The Smiths, yeah, but there's also Ella and Frank, even Dino, some Curtis Mayfield and Minor Threat and Dusty Springfield and Belle & Sebastian,

Rachel Cohn

#22. It sounds romantic finding the meaning of life in Tibet, but enlightenment in Tibet is for Tibetans! The meaning of life for most of us is probably in the suburbs.

Andrew Matthews

#23. When I'm working on something and I get to the point where I feel it getting interesting, that's my reward.

Hans-Peter Lindstrom

#24. No dream, no journey planed, no goals to dream for and achieve

Hisham Fawzi

#25. How many desolate creatures on the earth have learnt the simple dues of fellowship and social comfort, in a hospital.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

#26. If you go to most third world countries, the older woman dispenses advice to the arguing couple while other members of the family, or even the village, sit around and listen. It is no big deal.

Trisha Goddard

#27. Blues is like the roux in a gumbo. People ask me if jazz always has the blues in it. I say, if it sounds good it does.

Wynton Marsalis

#28. Though health care providers should prioritize the care of women,

Anonymous

#29. Roy received my comments with a forced
smile. "Hardy, didn't I warn you not to date a woman who reads?"
Hardy seemed amused by my outspokenness. "Keeps the arguing to a minimum," he replied. "No point in trying when I know she's going to win.

Lisa Kleypas

#30. I hate it when the real world ignores a perfectly logical, rational assumption.

Jim Butcher