Top 27 Quotes About Alarm Clocks
#1. If you want health, wealth and happiness, the first step is to throw away your alarm clocks!
Tom Hodgkinson
#2. I collect travel alarm clocks. I was in a flea market in France once, in 1994, and I opened up this beautiful Jaeger-LeCoultre folding eight-day winding clock folded into a beautiful case, and I went, 'Wow, man.' And I've been collecting travel alarm clocks since 1994.
Alec Baldwin
#3. Alarm clocks were going off in the city now. One after another, sometimes two or three together, they drove their small silver knives into the body of the great dream that sprawled naked on the housetops. Sensual, amiable, and defenseless as it was, it would still take a little while to die.
Peter S. Beagle
#4. Disasters work like alarm clocks to the world, hence God allows them. They are shouting, 'Wake up! Love! Pray!
Criss Jami
#5. Most of us, myself included, have forgotten what real darkness is like. We live in a world where light is inescapable. It comes from street lamps, headlights, security floodlights, and even the faint glow of our alarm clocks.
Jake Halpern
#6. Alarm clocks were invented by fork-tongued devils disguised as gremlins wearing snake masks.
Amy Kathleen Ryan
#7. I often set two alarm clocks because I'm afraid the first one won't actually make me get up.
Kurt Andersen
#8. In the morning, I have certain aspirations. One of my goals is to avoid looking at the computer or checking e-mail for at least an hour after I wake up. I also try to avoid alarm clocks as much as possible, because it's just nice to wake up without one.
Matt Mullenweg
#9. Alarm clocks, I felt, were nothing more than a plague rained down by an evil force, possibly even Lucifer himself.
Bart Hopkins
#10. We sat and drank, each with a separate past locked up in him, and fate's alarm clocks set at unrelated futures
when, at last, a wrist was cocked, and eyes of consorts met.
Vladimir Nabokov
#12. I'm going to take you out of here ... I'm going to take you home, to the world where you belong, where cats with bent tails live, and there are little backyards, and alarm clocks ring in the morning.
Haruki Murakami
#13. The alarm in the morning? Well, I have an old tape of Carlo Maria Giulini conducting the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra in a perfectly transcendent version in Shubert's seventh symphony. And I've rigged it up so that at exactly 7:30 every morning it falls from the ceiling onto my face.
Stephen Fry
#16. Someday, I'd like to live a life based on doing good stuff instead of just not doing bad stuff.
Chuck Palahniuk
#17. Orma had given me a timepiece that emitted blasphemy-inducing chirps at whatever early hour I specified.
Rachel Hartman
#18. Landscape is the creation of the one God - his sensuous image and revelation, through the investigation of which, by science or its representation by art, men's hearts are lifted toward him.
James Jackson Jarves
#19. The most disturbing sound in the world comes from the alarm clock at 5:30am
Munia Khan
#20. in a 2013 Gallup survey, 70 percent of Americans said they hated their jobs or felt disengaged.
Jon Acuff
#21. There are people who prefer to look their fate in the eye
Albert Camus
#22. In today's world, when many of yesterday's fashionable habits are today's misdemeanors, we should rejoice that a chocolate dessert can bring so much innocent pleasure.
Marcel Desaulniers
#23. It was acting, and WWE is the longest-running weekly episodic program in television. Sure, there are story lines that are better than others.
Linda McMahon
#24. Sorrowful tears drench the earth, rise again in the form of hope
Connie Jordan
#25. Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.
Alice Clayton
#27. Who needs an alarm clock you you have a bladder
T. Haque
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